Aavis' Arcanic Life

2010-07-10T04:44:00.000-07:00

Mood : Sweaty (Fk this heat !)

Listening to : F.O.B - Beat It

Reading : Are You Afraid Of The Dark - Sidney Sheldon :D

Watching : The Big Bang Theory

Playing : L4D2

Eating : Pineapple Ice-Cream

Enjoying : -

Wearing : Pajamas and a shirt.. I'd say it's enough :P

Downloading : The Big Bang Theory S3

We start off today's post with some lulz -

http://failbook.com/2010/07/09/funny-facebook-fails-rather-robust-puppy/

Clickz it :D

Anyway

There are a couple of things we must discuss.. or at least.. I must.. You read like a good boy =D

1) Birthday & Birthday Wishes :

My birthday was a lot of fun :D Bowling at EOD, Luner(Lunch & Dinner xD) at Spoonz and then some Air Hockey and some more LOl-filled stuff that we do ! Bharat got me the book which I'm reading right now and me n Prateek are gonna go buy a tie later on.. But first, we will perform our Mentos-Coke bomb on Monday :D As I said earlier, no birthday is complete without one !! We had tried performing one last year but it was full of failz =P So we're gonna try again this year !

Coming to Birthday wishes (the boring part =P ) , it's such an amazing thing how by even reading a simple birthday wish, one can figure out the nature of the relationship one has had with the person and how much he intends to work on it or maintain it. Point is, you find out how true your friends are by the manner in which they wish you and WHEN they wish you ! Yes, this arrow is pointing towards Bhattach who wished me 3 hours later =P And don't ask me to choose whose message was the best ! They were all perfect :)

Back to the point, I want to illustrate on this with a simple example -

(withholding all names of course)

A girl, who used to be in my school bus for 7 years and was a mutual friend amongst many of my friends back in school, wrote a simple "happy birthday.." . Now this clearly shows how much lack of communication there has been over the past couple of years and that we're only acquaintances due to the lack of emotion or ... even appeal in that message :)

Another example -

A guy, who was my classmate in 11th & 12th and again, a mutual friend amongst many of my friends back in school.. This guy is supremely lazy :P It's a fact. He rarely comes online. Yet still, on my birthday, he came online and wished me happy birthday. Now the message here isn't important. What's more important is the situation. Just to show that he gives a rat's ass :)

Further example -

A woman, almost my mother's age, who I've been constantly in touch with, wrote a very special message and sent it to me. Now this clearly shows how much of a bonding one has with the other person and how much they care for the birthday boy. She's a good-natured woman and I've helped her many times and she's helped me too. That's why this.. care can be easily felt through that message :)

What I'm trying to say is that you DON'T get to know who your true friends are on your birthday.. What I'm saying is that one can easily gain knowledge and understanding from the person's point of view when he/she/Nayyar wrote that and what he/she/Nayyar meant to convey too as a part of the relationship that we share !

oK enough bakwaas =D

Moving onto some of muah personal schtuff -

2) I Love Maths :

And I shall be subjected to more torture(thanks to DAD !) from tomorrow. Apparently, my prep for CAT-MAT starts from tomorrow at 10AM to 12PM on weekends... Yee.. Thank Career Launcher for fucking up my weekends :D

BLEH ! Soo.. yeah, 10 to 12. Saturday and Sunday. It's in Sec. 18 only opposite Mc Donalds, so I'm saved ! Just a 5 min. walk from 28 :) It will be da funz. At least I won't sit around idle anymore ! Possibly a good idea to... (Gets lost staring at Megan Fox =D) Ahahemm..

YES !

Good..

Err.

Yeah.

Soo.. uhmm.. more of that shall be informed to all 3 of you personally. Just remember to ask =D Or if it was good, I might tell you myself !

Other than that, there's nothing else going on. I occasionally go for walks or troll people on the internet =D

(Trolling = Intentionally fooling people and getting LOLs from it !) Or I play Transformice ! Fun game :D You're a mouse. You collect cheese. You have to get back to the hole.

The rest of it is long and complicated =D

Anyway, moving on..

3) Peoplez :

Some I don't like but still have to put up with :D I know.. I should be rewarded for putting up with SOME PEOPLE !!! :P (not hinting at anybody !!) ... (maybe) ( =P ) Anyway, I was handling 7 people at the same time yesterday for 40 mins. All perfect conversations =D I know. I'm Awesome ! And then I fell asleep as soon as I hit the bed :P

Anyway.. I might be meeting up with Prateek and another friend. Yes, a girl. Prateek hates her. I hate her. Yet we still have to go ! Soo.. there's that.

And then my latest crush =D

Kanika Mehra.

She's super hot.

Super cute.

Not... super smart :P

And super committed !! =|

*Sigh*

Koi nahin.. I'll wait till the door is open !

Khair.. Nothing much else I suppose.

I shall leave you with this -

Isn't she delightfully SEXY ?! =D

Ahhem.

Anyway

Shoo

GO TO A TEMPLE !
Be religious !

And... kind !

Donate blood !

Use the money to buy candy =D

Ahhem

BYE !!

2010-05-30T08:34:00.000-07:00

Mood : Lonely

Listening to : -

Reading : -

Watching : Castle

Playing : Dead Frontier

Drinking : -

Enjoying : -

Wearing : Pajamas and a shirt.. I'd say it's enough :P

Downloading : Castle S2

Hi.

I'd been feeling a lil lonely for the past few days and since you (the blog) are the only friend who can listen to all my bakwaas, here it goes :P

All good and bad things aside, I miss a lot of aspects of my life where I was care-free and happy. Happy, the truly inner-feeling happy not the crappy made-up happy. I loved life. Everything was so great.

Why is it that age, responsibilities and trust becomes such a big issue...? Legally an adult but mentally still a child...? Is there anything in the law books for THAT ??

Yeahh.. I miss those days. Now, this may imply that I miss my ex.. But no, I DO NOT MISS MY EX. (It was bold so that.. just so we're clear =P ). I can't stand looking at her -__- Anyway, it's just that those days were filled with so much fun and excitement and hope and.... joy. Pure childish joy. It seems like such a.. disturbing thought now that I wanna go back in time and wish it all.. happened for the good. That.. everything could be perfect and after tweaking a few things here n there, who knows my life would have been now...?

Yes, we come down to the same old relationship issues. *Sigh*

I can't help it.

I just get lonely too easily.

And to be honest, the last week has been horrible. I have NOT ENJOYED GAMING. Things are that bad. Seriously ! Whenever I play, I just.. can't seem to keep my mind focused on enjoying and having fun. That, obviously, affects how I play and I usually get flamed (made fun of) by other people there. And it sucks. I even got a warning for shouting too loudly :P But all stuff aside, I know that even if I DO get into a relationship now, I know for sure it's gonna be a huge fail. Mostly because of the fact that I'm stupid ! I've realized that, end of the day, it's *I* who I look after, whose needs I consider more. The topic of "handling another person's life" and "taking responsibility of their actions" is a lil too.. too much to ask for. I mean, I'm not complaining of the fact that I wouldn't take care of her or look after her.. Sure, I would ! I always do that =) But I know me. I.. am not stable enough to handle 2 people.. Of which the other would be either the complete opposite or exactly like me. Either way, too much trouble to handle at this age. I think teenage relationships bring out our character in hidden, untold ways. For someone who can manage a relationship, study and have everything perfect in his/her life, clearly shows how rational headed and can perfectly distribute his/her time and prioritize their life. (I know.. Grammar Fail.) My point being, these people are different and are over-achievers with or without them realizing it. When they grow up, their.. their actions won't be affected by stress, problems, etc. Their judgment and ability to decide would still be perfect because that's how they were as a kid and they're used to it. Kudos to em I'd say.

I can't even manage my own life -___-

*Sigh*

So that's how I'm stuck in this... this wheel of.. love and death. Where I want to be in a relationship yet know that it's not gonna be anywhere near perfect. Hence, death within. And this wheel keeps rotating.. I keep having different.. desires, different needs and wants everyday. Whether love or death, this implies with a lot of things in life. For example, one's mood may also affect as to what they want to eat or drink. A normal person would have his normal breakfast or a good breakfast so that they stay in a good mood from the starting of the day. However, any other person would just make a do-able breakfast and move on with his/her life. Similarly, one's happy they usually party and drink and have a blast in a group. You see a person drinking alone, you know they're sad or that there's something wrong.

So you see, the way we behave in society and even the way we eat, tells a lot about us.

Coming back to selfish lil me..

As I was saying, I've been going to Bunker but I've lost this.. this feeling of happiness and joy when I win a match. It's just..gone. There's no "inner-happiness". It's just... Yeeee.. And.. done. The fact that I've been rejected 13 times is a wonder (and also an unlucky number...! )(coincidence..?) and it shows or.. tells a lot about me.

Suppose a random person is walking down the street and I tell him/her that I've failed 13 times in love.. What will they think..?

1) Stubborn fool.

2) Now THAT is called desperate.

3) Wonder why.. Probably something is wrong with him.

4) Maybe he's just unlucky.

5) He needs to change and focus elsewhere.

And honestly, all 5 of em are right.

Does this also mean that I suck at socializing..?

They're not related but it's worth a thought.

I guess the main point of all this is that I'm clearly not a synced functioning unit and my priorities and desires are fickle and slightly.. rational. I tend to believe in stuff happening which is wrong because you have to DO something to make stuff happen.

Obviously that doesn't imply for love but.. for other things, it does.

These things always remind me of my old days... When I was still a kid and used to have so much fun with my brother..

I love him like hell and he knows it. He's helped out on me a lot more than anybody else ever has. He knew when I was feeling low and he's helped me every step of the way.

It's just that I can't bear the fact that he's moved on now with his life.. I wonder if he had any thoughts like these.. If he just sat down and wondered what he was doing with his life..

Me.. I always do.

But the problem is, nothing useful ever came out. It's like this whole... jungle of crap that I'm stuck in and the only way out is to learn to live in the jungle.

*Sigh*

You know, I've spent all of today (Sunday) doing NOTHING.

I slept, ate, peed and watched Castle.

NOTHING.

I don't feel like doing anything at all.

But you know.. There are just some days when you have to pull up your pants and grow up. Life is hard, face it. You have to be strong and deal with it.. It's a new challenge everyday and you have to go through it.

So as far as relationships go, I have this.. epic thought that I should postpone it. You know.. Screw women (I mean.. Not Literally !!) and.. get on with life. As I said earlier, you sometimes have to put aside things and let things happen. In this case, let love..happen ! Besides, skip the not-able-to-handle-part, I'm not good enough to.. get the women I've been trying..

Soo.. it's better to accept defeat and move on.

*Looks at Nails*

Hmm.. need to cut em.

Anyway, I'll try to keep this a daily thing now because I don't do anything else useful right now.

I got driving lessons in the morning (7:30 =| ) Soo.. I'll update about em tom.

I'm also getting a new camera. Most probably a Nikon D3000. (yes, 3 zeros !)

It's great.. Link is here --> CLICK MEH !

Soo.. check it out if you want to.

Cyaa =)

LOL

2010-04-02T08:51:00.000-07:00

LOL =P

Vloggies !! =D

2010-03-28T02:41:00.000-07:00

A series of vlogs I made today.. Dunno.. was bored =P

Enjoy ! :D

P.S - Might need to increase yr volume slightly to "comprehend" what I'm saying !

And ignore the stupid jokes =P

2010-03-17T22:49:00.000-07:00

Mood : Excited !!
Listening to : KatdeLuna Ft. Elephant Man - Whine Up
Working : Pfft ! MY ARSE ! :P
Reading : Daniel Silva - Prince of Fire (STILL haven't finished the book !)

Watching : Sxephil :D
Playing : L4D2
Drinking : Pineapple juice !
Enjoying : Awesomeness..!
Wearing : Pajamas and a shirt.. I'd say it's enough :P

Downloading : 30 Rock S5

(this is the morning update...)

Probably the one thing that's on the tip of my tongue right now...!

I had a very long and very amazing conversation with Sadhvi last night..! And.. I'm just.. super-happy !! We discussed just about everything and.. I cleared out a lot of things from my past.. And.. it just feels soo good now :) Well, let's not count ze chickens before they hatch..!! Or .. wait.. it was count the.. chicks.. before they hatch..? o_O

Chicks..

Definitely chicks...

;)

WAIT
I MEAN

The .. animals..!

Or..

Birds..?

Young birds..!

BLEH !

ANYWAY
Moving on to other things..

I guess I'm really happy after last night and.. of course, since we were up till 2:40 or somethin.. I barely slept..! But, since I are aalsi.. :P I slept at around 3 and woke up at 10:30..! Mum's like.. Beta AB toh sonna band karo..! I'm like... MMmmmm... mHMmmmm..... *ZZZZZZ* Mum: AVII !!!!! My God, she almost scared me !! :D But yeah, thank her at least I managed to wake up without getting late..! :P

You know.. I love these timings.. Wakin' up late.. just.. lazing around before college :P It won't be so after this week =( Coz.. once this week ends, I have to MOVE MY ARSE and go do things..! Writing out the projects.. studying for the 2nd lab practical.. drinking more juice... :P But the POINT is..! I'll be really busy again :( Soo.. I've been wondering if it'd be wiser to get rid of all the writing stuff NOW so that I'm not half as busy as I will be.. I.e, I can concentrate on my studies more..! Besides with Stats and C and FM, I'll be screwed if I don't keep practicing !! (Wow, I kept writing practicing with as "practising" .. Hmm.. it'd probably be write in SOME language :P )

I mean

RIGHT !

Geddiit..??

No..

Of course u don't !
Useless sense of humor !! :P

Moving on to some sad things..

Bhattach has been having problems with her Dad.. Well, a LOT of problems.. But.. I'm glad that at least her hand is oK now.. Though they still need bout 2 months more to heal fully.. But.. The major part of the surgery is done and.. she's going to be better :) I just hope she can keep herself as optimistic as she can during these times.. Coz I Seriously fall short of advice when it comes to all this.. Mainly coz I can never imagine how hard it'd be to be doing a lot of things independently instead of depending on yr parents for it.. I mean, I'm no Mama's boy or somethin..! :P But.. just that they do a few things which, I've seen by now, a lot of other parents won't. So even though I keep saying to myself that they're this and that, I should be thankful that they're there for me when I need em :)

Let's see.. what else..

My dear bhai is busy with his final exams.. Soo.. he doesn't come online AT ALL..! =( Miss him a lot these days.. Frick, I haven't spoken to him in 1 week ! I are missing him !! =(

LOl, kal mazaa aaya.. Wait, I'll get it from the archives

Aavis (3/17/2010 9:07:36 PM): :D

Shyamolie (3/17/2010 9:07:39 PM): lolz =D

Aavis (3/17/2010 9:07:44 PM): "lolz" ?!

Aavis (3/17/2010 9:07:46 PM): OMG

Aavis (3/17/2010 9:07:50 PM): U have sinned !

Anyway

I'm just... happy with life right now.. It's all good :)

Aah, frick it's almost 12

Oh well.. time for my twice a we.. I mean.. DAY.. Twice a DAY !!!
Yes..

I waste water :P

No I don't !!

Heyy, shaat aap !!

MAKE ME !!

....

Ahhem

POINT IS !!

I have to leave !

And.. do... stuff

And stuff

And EAT !! :D

Cyaa !!!! ^^

2010-03-11T05:40:00.000-08:00

Mood : Bored
Listening to : Rob Thomas - Her Diamonds
Working : Pfft ! MY ARSE !
Reading : Daniel Silva - Prince of Fire

Watching : Equals Three !! RWJ
Playing : Resident Evil 5
Eating : Orange !
Enjoying : I'm bored..! Ghanta enjoy ! :P
Wearing : IDK.. You seriously care ?!

Downloading : COD4

Yeahh well I'm BORED !!
I am

B
O
R
E
D
!!!!

!!!!!!

Ahhem

Point being

I'm BORED.

I just gave an IQ test at this site - http://www.iqtest.com/index.html

And I got 121 !!

SUCK !
I lost 12 points off my score =\

Coz the last time I checked I had an IQ of 133

Anyway, go give yr own and don't be embarrassed at yr score !

TELL MEH !!
:D

My exams are over now.

Mid-sems

Sem 2.

And as usual, didn't do anything today..

Nothing much.

Still ignoring Sadhvi

Still burning the bridges that should have never been built

Still re-building bridges that got burnt

Still... being AWESOME

Do check out some RALness if u missed it.

I don't have a lotta pictures to upload these days.

Mainly coz my arse is usually in front of the PC half the time.

Besides, WHERE do I go out alone ??

There's no point.

So that's why.

*YAAAAAWWWWWNNN*

Now that my exams are over, I have to work on meh stupid assignments and projects.

Yes

"ME"

"I"

"WORK"

Baaki useless people ghanta karte hain =\

*Sigh*

Hmmm.. really have nothing else to update with

Boring day

Boring meh !

Cyaa !! =)

The -ve Epic

2010-03-08T09:32:00.001-08:00

Mood : Disgusted, Annoyed, Frustrated, Pissed Off.. to name a few
Listening to : -
Working : Exams.. Marketing tom.
Reading : Daniel Silva - Prince of Fire

Watching : -
Playing : Silent Hill: Homecoming
Drinking : -
Enjoying : -
Wearing : IDK.. You seriously care ?
Downloading : -

So let me start of by saying that although I'm in a very pissed off and frustrated mood, I'm still in my senses and I know what I'm typing..

I Thank God that everybody has stopped reading this so I can peacefully update with life's frustrations and happy times.. More of the former these days..

Today, I would like to talk about Sadhvi and my epic moron-ness.

So let's begin:

It all started with a random compliment in FarmVille and we kept talking, talking and talking. Eventually, I realized how, down to the last detail, she's so perfect for meh. I mean, she has everything. The beauty, the brains, the understanding, the trust, the room for my epic bakwaas.. I mean, after Moolie, she's probably the only person who can understand me fully..!! The main reason behind all this, as far as I know, is that we're both Cancerians and we both connect on many things. We have a zillion common things, fantasies, habits, eating/drinking styles.. literally anything u canimagine..!! And it was all common :) I thought to myself, "This is such an EPIC opportunity. God doesn't send girls like her AT ALL !! I MUST grab her !" And you know....... That's where everything started going all wrong. If you didn't already know this about me, whenever I meet a woman (only applies meeting her in-person), I know what kind of relationship I want with her.. Whether it be friendship, ignore, acquaintance or TRY to commit myself to her. So this time, when I had seen her a gazillion times in school, seen her dance, perform, chatting, laughing (stalk much..? xD ) .. deep-down, I knew if I ever had the chance, I would wanna be in a relationship with her... I just.. thought of it. But u know what happened then...? I came back down to Earth. I realized a girl like Sadhvi could NEVER and I mean NEVERRR go out with me. She's... "out of my league". She's too good for me. I swear to God if I had remembered that 2 weeks ago, I wouldn't be sitting here in pain, crying my eyes out typing this.. The tears are of frustration and disappointment rather than of ... loss or pain. Coz I realized 2 weeks ago that there could never be any chance I could ever go out with her or make her look at me as her boyfriend. I mean seriously, who da frick am I kidding ?? Probably one of the best looking girls of this year's 12th batch go out with a geek like me...? Really ? Soo.. that's why. That's why I'm afraid to tell her how MUCH I love her.. :) I mean.. not the twisted sexual love..! The "I want you by my side" love.. The sweet love :) *Sigh* I've realized one thing about me as well -

I can be easily manipulated emotionally.

It sucks balls !! Sadhvi isn't the first girl this has happened with.. I mean sure, with reference to my shady past, this has happened with a dozen women as well.. But the only difference is that I feel something with Sadhvi that didn't happen anywhere else. That instant feeling of bonding and trust and understanding....

I guess this also shows how... extremely desperate I am to enter into a relationship with .. bloody any girl I find who is good-looking enough and has brains (and a sense of humor !).. =(

*Sigh*

Five things I AM looking forward to this year are-

1) FINALLY meeting Moolie :)

2) FINALLY meeting Bhattach :) (if her plans go allrite with her Dad though.. let's see..)

3) Possibly a new hatchback for meh !!! :D Still haven't decided which though..

4) Going back to Chandigarh and enjoying the relaxing lifestyle :)

5) Possibly going to a company for some summer training.. This one will be off the hook, i.e, not the legal one which we're supposed to do. That I have to do in Sem 4.. But, we'll see if it's possible.

I'm hoping that I get at least 3 of these.

They are in order of preference..

Anyway, I'm off to some more studying/revising for the 2 easy exams left :)

Probably head over to my second home, i.e, Bunker, with Bharat for a few days and then.... IDK...

Loneliness =|

CYAA ! :)

2010-02-02T07:09:00.000-08:00

Mood : Happy
Listening to : -
Working : -
Reading : Daniel Silva - Princes of Fire

Watching : -
Playing : L4D2 !!
Drinking : -
Enjoying : Summers are the comes !
Wearing : IDK.. You seriously care ?! :P
Downloading : -Southpark S 14 ( can't find it =\ )

So we plan to do a on-the-spot mass bunk today in college.

(trust me.. BAD IDEA)

So I was, as usual, stuck in between the 2 sides and couldn't figure out what the frick to do.

TOO LATE !
Teacher's already here and we ran our arses back in class.

Since she was young ( the one who uses too much makeup ??) well, she figured out what we were planning (SO OBVIOUS !) so she grilled us for 10 minutes until one idiot got up and explained everything. Soo, she got cheesed off and ( LOl .. geddit ??! "grilled" .. "cheese" .... ) ( ...) (ARGH !) ANYWAY, since I was unluckily sitting on the frikkin' first row, she looked at MEH and started asking questions !!! Lol, best part was that since it was one of my fav. subjects, I answered all of em easily. LOl, she must have got more cheesed off ! :D But anyway, she started teaching us again so it's all good :D

Then I finally talked to Aslesha today.

Which reminds me..

Since she's not going to be reading my blog, I can write WHATEVER I want about her ! ! ! ! :D

Heehhee

HAA HHHAA AHAHAHAHAA

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAH

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhem

So I finally talked to her and found out that she had been having some friend issues (yes, it's the same guy) ( arrogant bastard) so it's kinda affecting her but hopefully with what we decided today, it might help =)

Plus, with the whole walking marathon I had around EEA today, my legs are the killed !

Seriously, my legs have been hurting a lot past few days.. All my joints are stiff and they hurt when I run.

This sucks really bad =\

NOTE : THE FOLLOWING IS FROM TODAY, I.E, 6TH FEBURARY, 2010

Mood : Annoyed

Listening to : -
Working : -
Reading : Daniel Silva - Princes of Fire
Watching : -
Playing : L4D2 !!
Drinking : -
Enjoying : Summers are the comes !
Wearing : Man U t-shirt w/ black sleeves & jeans
Downloading : -HIMYM S05 E14

Let me put it this way.
It's been an annoying couple of few days.

Honestly, I'm just more pissed of at myself and not at others. Coz of all the bullcrap I've been doing and the people I've been pissing off, it just.... makes me think about what kinda guy I really am. A lot of times I'm still making my decisions like a 10 year old kid. Which, SUCKS ! I've been facing the biggest dilemma of my life for the past month and I swear as every day passes by, it's becoming more difficult.
Naturally since I have a habit of bottling up all my anger and now that the bottle is full, I NEED TO EMPTY IT !!! =| Frick, it's really frustrating when things DO NOT go your way.

Yupp, life is going smooth & "dandy" ^^
And then all of a sudden bullcrap has to come back AND FRUSTRATE MEH.

Grrrr...

Besides, I've realized.
Things can NEVER be perfect in my life. IF I find ONE SMALL SOURCE OF HAPPINESS, 2 other sources just HAVE TO GO BAD =| It's as if this was all meant to happen and I'm getting dragged along instead of walking or .. enjoying the journey.

Yes yes, I know I've not been updating this.. I've been too lazy. Besides, every time I would sit down to update, one of u would come online and then I'd discuss everything so there was nothing left to update with !

*Sigh*

Aside from the zillion things that are common in between me n Sadhvi, it's a pain that I keep saying stuff which is mis-leading.. I mean OMG, it's as if I've NEVER learnt from my past mistakes. I ALMOST HAD A FKING BREAKUP BECAUSE OF THIS !!!!!!!!!! But ... NOOO ! Moron that I am, it keeps happening. Worst part is when I'm talkin to someone, I sometimes phase out and never know how the other person might interpret that. Which is really annoying and then I have to apologize for my own stupidity but then it's already too late

BALLS

=\

Aah frick somethings are just hopeless. I have to accept the fact that even if I'm at the point where that road splits up into 2, with no clue where each might lead me, I'm not the type who'd close my eyes and pick just one. I'll sit on my arse and decide with "extreme thoroughness" the consequences of both the paths. I've been facing a lot of hardships and a lot of difficult decisions in my life.. Some, which took months to decide and some which I never made....
Point is, I'm at one of those again and now I have to figure out what to do ! Coz flying over both isn't an option that someone of my morals would allow me to go through with (if you think about it, that's cheating :P ) so .. sit on my arse and decide.
And yes, one of em is covered with roses.. which .. might sting if I make the wrong choice.

It's simple..
But.. it's beyond my maturity

As far as my college friends are concerned, they can BITE ME. Fking useless people. Seriously. Never been so annoyed with em and how "college politics" works. It's such bullcrap. No wonder I've been losing my patience over this. ANYONE would.

As far as ME is concerned, well.. No. I think I've changed but for all the wrong reasons. It's surprising for my own self sometimes as to how good I am at screwing up things.. AMAZES me ! And yes, there's hope but it's all about sitting on yr arse and waiting for time to fly by.

As of this point, I really don't care what any of you wanna interpret from all that. I know I might regret that later but.. I guess I stick to the present more these days. But, you know what ? Do what I do.
Close your eyes and think about what I said. It's always easy to read and interpret the first thing that comes to yr mind. If you're really that interested (which I don't think so), u'll close yr eyes and give this some .. IDK .. deep thinking.
Frankly, if I can do that for the past 4 years for all of you, I'm surprised you can't.

But then again, I'm the moron, not you :)

Cyaa ^^

P.S - Yes, I'm still pissed off at the network tower incident. GAWD you fking retarded babus X(

2010-01-29T04:30:00.000-08:00

Mood : Happy
Listening to : Blechu... (whatever the name is !)
Working : -
Reading : Robin Cook - Harmful Intents

Watching : -
Playing : -
Drinking : -
Enjoying : The Warmth !
Wearing : Red Devils t-shirt with green n black sweater w/ hoodie
Downloading : -Southpark S 14

oK so the updating idea wasn't a really good one. Fixing the schedules didn't exactly err .. "increase the visitors"

Thank you Mr. tracker !!

Anyway..

I was reminded that I was updating the blog for my own self and not so that it gets "views"

Thank you for reminding me that ! :D

Soo.. I've had an amazing last couple of days.

To put it in a nutshell, probably the best few days of my life.

2 of my deepest desires were fulfilled.

Hmm, AACTUAAALLY .. 3 if you think about it _

1) Being a part of a clan

2) Participating in a tournament with real pros.

3) Bunking college :D

Yes, I had been bunking college for the past 2 days.

I was .. living a lie

And if you're reading this and going " YOU FRIKKIN' LIED !!" .. All I can say is .. " Suck it ! :p "

Duude, the fact that I would tell my parents that I'm going to participate in a Gaming tournament a month before my mid-sems, they'd chew my head off ! Soo, I didn't tell em shit.

Of course, there IS no reason to tell em anything now.

Yes, I lost

=\ =\ =\

Yeahh, it felt horrible.

But I came 3rd overall.. The guy who beat me was a frikkin' pro (and a Sardar as well ! :P) =\ That just hurt even more !! Point is, they raced without any N₂0 and I, all my racing life, have never done it without that. Soo, I felt the crunch in the QFs when I barely managed to get selected. Soo, by the time I was in the Finals, I got owned. I knew it was gonna happen either way so I couldn't do much except go through all of it. It felt really REALLY horrible but then I realized.. that I had depended on N₂0 so much that I could never think of my racing without it. That probably caused my downfall aaand.. the reason why I finished 3rd.

Same goes for CS. Our clan got owned coz the other players were those kinda people who used to practice 5 hours everyday and didn't have a life. Oh and yes, they did not have a life..

Did I already mention that ?

But, at the end of it all, we still had a lot of fun. Since our clan was a total of 5 (including meh), I made 2 new "friends". They're nice guys and I know one of em through school so it's all good =)

But seriously.. these few days and the fun we had afterwards while roaming around the campus of the university and blatantly staring at all the women (EXCEPT FOR MEH =P ) was something I could have never experienced if I had stayed in that frikkin' theater and watched the second half of Avatar.

Of course, since tomorrow is college, I have to cover up all the work that I missed all this while :P :D

A few pics. from inside and outside -

On to other things..

In short.

Enough blabbering about meh :p

Moolie and Sadhvi have their 10th & 12th.. I hope they're studying :P

Bhattach may has the merry birthday :)

And Aslesha is..... lost :P

(IDK..! What the frick are you doing these days..??)

Since I got my phone back, I'll be pretty much fixing my Songs list all weekend (tch tch tch.. reorganize it completely !!)

So anyway,

That's all for now..

Now go to Pizza Hut

Dominoes sucks anyway :P

Cyaa ! ^^

Wednesday - 13th Jan, 2010

2010-01-11T22:32:00.000-08:00

Monday - Jan 11th, 2010

Mood : Happy

Listening to : Check Yo Self - Ice Cube
Working : 'C' =)
Reading : Flashforward - Robert J. Sawyer

Watching : -
Playing : L4D2 !!
Drinking : Waarter
Enjoying : The Warmth !
Wearing : ... dunno =P
Downloading : -

So it's gonna be like this ..

A reminder if any of you MISSED by frikkin' huge offliner on Yahoo..!

The blog will only be updated twice a week now along with a minimum 1 min. vlog. Hence, that makes for 3 posts per week. The posts will be fixed on Wednesday and Saturday. The vlog can be uploaded on any day.

Moving to newer things..

This IS the first post for the new decade !! =D

Ahhem

That doesn't change things..

But still.. =P

Although I will still be updating the blog everyday, I've set it to automatic posting, i.e, scheduled posting, soo .. I don't have to bother with the publishing it and all.

As you would have noticed "MONDAY" written in large letters..! It would mean that My Mood, My Drinks.. etc. were ONLY based on Monday and that everything that you would read (including the news, music and videos) would be .. from MONDAY !

Now that you're clear on all that, let's start :D

So today was , as usual, "Hurry My Arse" day ! It's weird how I still haven't been able to adjust to the new timings. I do keep a margin of time .. everytime..! but I still end up getting half-late. I've only missed one class though =) No biggie. And that too of the teacher who uses enough makeup to make a supermodel blush..!

Geddit ?!
BLUSH

Ahhem.

Anyway, college is relatively normal. I like 2 subjects this year A LOT. One is the 'C' programming one and the other is OB .. I.e, Organizational Behavior. Although it's all management and crap, but the psychological part of it is right up my arse !! :D

Wait..

LEMME REPHRASE THAT !!

The psychological part is all too familiar for meh =D So that way, I've found a new way to take interest in my useless subjects.

But the one thing I hate is that BC ( Business Communication) is no longer ORAL =( We have to write letters, reports, etc etc.

I also had Maggie in our canteen. And no, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be =D Our cook is seriously awesome !

Other than that, I missed the Expo.. Though, coz of the fucking population explosion, I'm glad I did. Did you know more than 2 million attended this bloody event ?! *This part is a bit from Tuesday* I read how about mis-managed the whole thing was.. Infact, I don't NEED to read about it =P It IS kinda obvious when you're expecting 10 lakh and you get more than double ! Some of my friends were complaining how there was barely any space to walk and getting pictures without bumping into someone or them fucking posing in front of the car jaise unhe dahej (dowry) main mili ho ..!! :P

But some of the cars were amazing and clearly, there was more focus on the Hybrids. There was also some crap about a Japanese duude complaining of poor infrastructure and the crowds. Well, STFU biatch ! Go back to you're frikkin' island if you don't like it here !!

In other news..

I spent a good majority of Monday Night playing "Word Racer" with Sadhvi. Clearly, the concept of the game is a bit retarded..! Make words from inter-connecting letters.. But it was still fun ! Of course, I lost miserably all 4 times !! =P She frikkin' plays the game almost everyday ! Besides, she's fun to talk to. Since she's also a Cancerian, many of our thoughts and views about things are 100% similar ..!

Now that you've HOPEFULLY gone through all that crap, here are some .. links ..!!

(IDK.. "good" links..!? Frick ! )

Note : News articles will only be the ones that caught my eye and I found them very interesting.

Same goes for music and comedy videos.

Monday's Links -

News :

1) Hockey Players Back On Strike

2) Ford Focus Rolls Out

3) Nuclear Powerplant In Your Basement ?

4) Attacks in Oz Have Hit Image ?

Comedy :

1) Manual FAIL

2) RWJ ( <-- Recommended !)

3) Jake and Amir : Drawer ( <-- Recommended !)

4) Mariah Carey FAIL

5) Sxephil

Music :

1) Beyonce - Video Phone ft. Lady Gaga

2) Rihanna - Russian Roulette

3) Jay Sean - Do You Remember ft. Sean Paul & Lil Jon

Well, that's all for Monday

Go eat some Chicken !

Cyaa ^^

Tuesday - Jan 12th, 2010

Mood : Relaxed

Listening to : Check Yo Self - Ice Cube (I frikkin' love this song =D)
Working : -
Reading : Flashforward - Robert J. Sawyer

Watching : -
Playing : L4D2 !!
Drinking : -
Enjoying : The Warmth !
Wearing : ... dunno =P
Downloading : -

So it's Tuesday now.

Yeahh .. err ...

...

And tomorrow is Wednesday the 13th !!

...

Ahhem

ANYWAYS,

I seriously cannot BELIEEEEVVEEE my luck with the frikkin' Metro. Today .. TODAY .. I fking missed it by 5 seconds !!!!!!! AGAIN !!! I could HEAR it stop above me and that stupid security check fool didn't lemme go that quickly coz he probably thought I acted a bit "suspicious"..!

BALLS..!! I was in a hurry !

And then the next one came after 14 MINUTES !!

Screw you security !!

But it was COLD outside. Even in the afternoon.

They said it would rain on Wednesday. If it does, I'm screwed..!!
I'm MAH frikkin' layer myself like a baker would layer his extra fudge triple chocolate cake =D

MMmmmmm... Triple Chocolate Cake....

Ahhem

I noticed this weird thing a while ago..

I soooo frikkin' hadn't realized at first that I act different over the phone & person AND different over chat. Probably the best example I could give would be of Aslesha.

(don't mind =P )
Whenever we're talking on the phone, I would make THEE best jokes EVAA ( =P ). Same goes with the in-person thing.. But as soon as I sit in front of a machine, I'm like a .. fking retarded monkey with ADD !!

See, exactly my point..!

My style of talking .. jokes .. topics .. language .. It's ... all different over chat and in-person or over the phone.

I've never realized that behind the PC I'm such a different guy.

Soo .. this ... is weird !
Even while speaking on the phone or in-person, I've realized I have this weird thing of making such perfect jokes at the perfect time..! The only condition being that I know that person.

Seriously this was ... very weird for me to .. realize..!!

Other than that, it's been a fairly boring day. Went to play cricket at EEA and then stayed at a friend's place for a while ^^

That moron sardar was opening porn sites after porn sites..! I got frikkin' offended and slapped his arse =P

LOl , and then I took pics. of him opening em XD

He didn't LEAVE ME ALONE until I deleted those !! :D

Anyway, hopefully, my passport is gonna come anytime soon and then all I'll be left with is my driver's license =)

OOh, did I mention I FINALLY received my fking Debit Card after 6 months ?!

Mmmmm..

FarmVille Cash

Anyway, Nature is callin' meh

I shall bark upon u later

(don't tell me U DIDN'T GET THAT !! =( )

( idiot )

BBYE ! ^^

Tuesday's Links -

News :

Comedy :

Music :

Wednesday

Mood : Crying

Listening to : -
Working : -
Reading : Flashforward - Robert J. Sawyer

Watching : -
Playing : -
Drinking : -
Enjoying : The Warmth !
Wearing : ... dunno =P
Downloading : -

Came back from the dentist a while ago. Had to check with her coz I felt something weird with a tooth of mine.. Here's what I found out -

One tooth has a side-cavity and it is SOO BAD that it's barely 0.5mm from the pulp (nerves) and that it'll probably deteriorate within a week. There are 4 other minor cavities spread across my mouth. Now I went there with the intention that I just wanted to do a checkup and then Dad had to do whatever he had to and he asks, "Are you ready ??" I said, "For what ??" Then he says, "For the filling.. O_o " =\ Apparently, either I could have done it today or avoided a root-canal later on. Obviously I was in no fking mental frame and I freaked out. I started crying then and there like a lil bitch. Soo .. I just went out and thought about it. And I couldn't convince myself to do it today......

The whole way back I was still crying and I still am. I can fking walk over broken glass or get beaten up but I can NEVER let anyone get inside my mouth and mess around with my teeth. I just... can't. Like you just read, I freaked out and started crying.. Well, I cried coz Dad was forcing me to do it right now so that we don't have to keep coming again and again. And he is right in his own part by saying that the cost of a filling is 1/5 that of a Root Canal Operation. Somehow, even as a kid, I've never quite digested the fact that fking syringes and small machines would go inside my mouth and mess around with my teeth. The only difference between now and then is that Dad would like .. gimme some stupid present or whatever I wanted as a kid back then =) The feeling of knowing u'd get rewarded for bearing the pain was worth it. Now it's like ... F it. Bear the pain or GTFO. =\ I'm not saying I'm still a kid but .. I just can't do this one thing in my entire life. ALWAYS been afraid of this.

So as of now, I've postponed the whole thing to Saturday evening. Somehow, I've gotta get my mental strength back. If you've read all this, I would REALLY REALLY REALLY appreciate it if you could just help me with this =)

Coz I know when I go on Saturday, I'm still gonna be scared as shit. The only difference will be that, hopefully, I would be mentally ready by then with your help =)

Links and other things would be done tom. I'm sorry can't do any right now.

Cyaa ^^

2010-01-07T06:39:00.000-08:00

Mood : Stiff
Listening to : Kanye West - Stronger
Working : 'C' =)
Reading : Flashforward - Robert J. Sawyer

Watching : Eng v/s SA Day 5
Playing : -
Drinking : Mango Juice =D
Enjoying : In Front of da Blower !
Wearing : White Shirt with Black Sweater combo. and Pjs
Downloading : -

Yeahh soo..

It's still not fixed =P

ANYWAY,

I shall narrate the experiences of the past 3 days (including today)

5th Jan -

Went to my Dad's best friend's place. He is one hell of a character !! :D Amazing sense of humor and personality !! Plus since his daughter just got married and his son is busy with his Hotel Management thing, he's very relaxed. They also have a weird dog which keeps following them =P I mean seriously.. She just follows them around everywhere !! I have a series of pics. with it on Facebook. The "How to get a dog" series in my album RAL (Yes u can click on the link. It won't bite =P )

6th Jan -

First day of college of Sem 2 ! :D Apparently, I'm not the ONLY lost fellow in my batch =P NOBODY except JP (and me ... of course =P ) knew that the first class was a lab class and it would start at 11:30 and not at at 1:40. LOl, everybody was LATE ! =P Naya teacher kaafi khadoos saa hai. So he goes.. "Kyun ho late ?? :@ " "Sir traffic main phas gaye the :'( " ... " Toh fir jaao phirse traffic mein. Mere pass mat aao -_- "
Lol

Owned :D

7th Jan (today) -

Second day of college and I FRIKKIN' MISSED THE FIRST CLASS !!! FRICK !! I was like, "FU Metro !! X( " Hua ye ki I saw the Metro coming from GIP.. So I ran my arse and tried to reach the station... Missed it by 5 seconds =\ =\ I BLAME THE SECURITY CHECKS !! If I was a terrorist, I wouldn't GO through the security checks, I would just blow up the place !!

FOOL !!

Anyway, it was a normal day after that . We've got "C", a programming language, in our course this time. Apparently, it's been my brother's +fav and he's really interested in teaching me =) Well, a BIT TOO INTERESTED .. if I may say =\

Anyway, I'm happy with life..

Solved a few dreams today... if yaa know what I mean ;)

Of course you don't

YOU HAVE AN ATTENTION SPAN OF A MOSQUITO

Ahhem

Point is,

READ

A book

Anything !!

On a personal note :

Or wait..

I'll them personally =P

Seriously, just remind me !

Now go ...

Err..

Visit the Expo !

Cyaa ^^

P.S - Links with further descriptions later on.. Bhai is around =\

BYE !

New Years 2010

2010-01-05T23:41:00.000-08:00

So it's the New Years.

I decided that staring at Russian models all day won't help, so updating might.

If you think this is gonna be another sad post, then you're wrong..

As usual

Anyway, my New Years resolution and a few other things will be displayed below on a priority basis.. The list will be from 1-10 where 1 will be given the maximum importance (my resolution) , moving onto promises, things which I might do and things which I might not.

So without further boredom, here's the list (with a brief explanation later on) :

1) I, shall hereby state that for this entire period of 36... whatever days left, will stay happy, content, joyful and always stress-free for you guys and other people. I shall not give you crappy excuses like I'm depressed or I'm not in the mood because obviously you don't want to hear that.

2) I,will give a crap a about people whom I'm not aware of and not dismiss them like I would do.

3) I, am responsible for my own stupid self and will take better care of the people around me which mainly includes maintaining a healthy relationship ONLY with people I want to.

4) I, will read more books and take better care of my fitness, which when going to Kasauli, I realized how much frikkin' "fitness" I really had.

5) I, will stop over-analyzing people on the basis of what I see because it's very clear that sometimes when I do stupid stuff, it doesn't really leave a good impression on ANYBODY !

6) I, will abuse infinitely as much as I would want. I've been sick holding it in for so long and it's not good for my BP. All rest assured though that you would NEVER be on other side of me doing that. If you do, you have the full right to use a taser on me =D

7) I, am not interested in having any relationships until I'm at least 20 ( well, this IS at No.7 .. You never know if I might actually follow it ;) ! ....... Ahhem )

8) I, shall cut down my gaming time and rather do something else.

9) I, will ALWAYS stick to my side of being bold and slightly arrogant but will always help the people who deserve it and be more decisive and responsible.

And finally,

10) YOU, are not going anywhere for the next 5 years from my life !! :P :) If you do, I have the right to taser you.

Ahhem

I will also take better care of the blog and somehow figure out an email alert system or post in a definite series so that I won't bug you and tell you to read it every time :)

Few Explanations -

1) The only limitation from this will be that for this year, I shall NEVER expose my true-inner feelings of happiness or sadness to anyone. This way, you might actually never know how I'm feeling from deep within and .. probably only talk about it when it's an "emergency". I, however, will NOT hold back on any discussion of loove (if any) and will expect full co-operation vice-versa :)

(I AM yr Romaaance Maanegeer)

2) -

3) Taking proper care of relationships where I sometimes end up hurting people or me or somebody else. It's all about taking good care of all that now =)

4) -

5) Too much of it is never good and will never lead to my social up.. good.. ness...... whatever !

6) =D Ironic as it may sound, I SHALL NOT tolerate any usage of it from any of you. If I do, I will pout my lips and go get a taser =D No seriously !! Try using something more ... "refreshing" which would make you smile instead of getting angry :)

7) Well, we'll see..!! ;P

8) -

9) -

10) :)

HOW I got this sudden change in me to do what I'm doing right now and not sulk around like a little Britney Spears...

Well, that's just one of life's secrets =)

Anyway, I shall now get up from my arse and sit in front of the blower =)

MY PASSPORT IS AWESOMENESS !!!
AND SO IS I !!
:D

Ahhem

I also got my result

it's a 7.14 GPA
But it's out of 9

And I got an A+ and an A

And 2 B+ and 2 B

All's good

I'll see yaa next ... couple of... whatever

BBYE ! ^^

O_O

2010-01-02T07:05:00.000-08:00

I seriously cannot believe I'm writing this on my blog as of now..

But ..

I... don't even know what to say.

I'm AGAIN going through a really bad patch of life and all I get is weird sarcasm and "oK" ???

What the hell is wrong with all of you ??

Fine, I'll live through this.

I always do.

I'm just a frikkin' self-centered 18 yo who doesn't know shit about life.

That's just how I am

A complete moron

Now if you excuse me, I have to go lie down in a corner of my room.

Because it's COLD

Frick

Thank YOU for your support.

Now go live your life.

2009-12-31T10:32:00.000-08:00

Mood : Upset
Listening to : -
Working : Pfft ! :P
Reading : Flashforward - Robert J. Sawyer
Playing : -
Drinking : -
Enjoying With : -
Wearing : You don't wanna know :P
Downloading : -

Another quick update.

My 6th New Year with me spending time without my family.

Been as LOVELY as the last 5

I don't even feel like crying now.. It just seems useless.

Everything does.

Really, things won't change, no matter which method I apply.

Old or new.

And unfortunately it's gonna stay this way for a very long time.

"Wishing you a Merry New Year 2010 ^^ "

My arse

The new year starts and I've realized I only have one best friend.

Things are just falling apart in every department of life..

How long will I keep blaming people, things.. Even my own self ??

....

We're leaving tomorrow most probably by lunch. Or on Saturday

It's going to be the same bullcrap back home.

I really don't see the point in all this.. Even a "family break" just worsens things...

My New Years Resolution.... My promise to God...

First Sunday of the year.

I need to think about it..

As of now,

I'll miles away from people I want to be with and things I want to do.

The miles seem really long...

It all... seems so far away... away near the horizon.

Life awaits a new set of challenges.

New fake relationships.

New plastic friends.

New problems.

New Year

But as of now, I'm on my bed, with plastic tears and smiles and going to sleep like every other night for the past 5 special nights -

Sad, broke and lonely.

Bye

Chandigarh

2009-12-28T09:26:00.000-08:00

Mood : Upset
Listening to : Check Yo Self - Ice Cube
Working : Pfft ! :P
Reading : Flashforward - Robert J. Sawyer
Playing : FarmVille !
Drinking : -
Enjoying With : -
Wearing : You don't wanna know :P
Downloading : -

Just want to leave a quick update

Quick coz it's 11 in the night and this keyboard sucks balls.

I'm in a pathetic mood.. This isn't exactly a "vacation"

Nobody has been listening to me

Mum has lost all respect for me as I've already vice-versa'ed.

Dad thinks I'm a psychotic fool.

My brother is making everybody laugh and happy. Which is a good thing... But it's something which I do =\

My leg was soo bloody cramped through the 6 hour drive.. I had to hold in my piss for 3 hours. My only source of entertainment was my phone and the 354 songs on it.. Which Dad did not allow even one to be on the Pen-drive for the journey with the other songs.. Apparently my songs are too "loud" and remind him of traffic jams and his boss complaining =\ =\

You know.. I do finally believe one thing of Dad.

And that is the "bad period" .. I'm sure I've told you of my Dad's friend who is a .. well, astrologer of some sort. He's very accurate though and he's been wrong on rare occasions. He told me that I'd have a "bad period" of my life from.. October-ish to .. I think.. January end.. Which is turning out to be true.. I mean, can you try and imagine life when everything from the smallest thing just doesn't happen to be in your favor and every thing seems to be against you...? Can you imagine what's that life is like... And that too for 3-4 months on the go..??

I love all you guys a lot.

You have seriously no idea how socially bored I'm getting over here..

On the plus side, I'm sleeping in the room with the PC which has a speed of 1.5 MBPS

BSNL FTW !! =)

Anyway, I've just realized I have to accept this as a part of life..

For every bad period, there's always a good one :)

AND THERE BETTER BE ONE =|

Anyway, gotta go now.

Have fun guys ^^

BBye

P.S - Here's a couple of fresh vids. straight off YouTube.. Enjoy ! (Yes, click on the name of the video)

Ray William Johnson - Techno Kitteh !!

Strid3r21 - Intersection with no lights.

2009-12-25T02:37:00.000-08:00

On a random note..

MY PHONE IS BACK !! :D

Did I already mention that ??

Anyway, here are some... random pictures of ...

WHEN PARROTS INVADE YOUR BALCONY !!!!!!

Or.. something along those lines..!!

Random view of my kitchen with the sunlight in the morning..

And yes.. that is MY OWN mug in the corner =D

A Cancerian Mug =D

Ahhem

BYE !

P.S - WHY am I not getting any "Reactions" ?? O_O

GIVE
ONE
NOW !
=X

2009-12-24T21:29:00.000-08:00

Mood : Sneezing
Listening to : Neerajh Shirdhar - Prem ki Nayyia
Working : Pfft ! :P
Watching : VH1
Playing : FarmVille !
Drinking : Medicines out of Tequila glasses ;)
Enjoying With : -
Wearing : You don't wanna know :P
Downloading : -

Oh man..

Horrible last week !!
I got sick... The BAD sick !

The fever + cold + throat + body ache =\ =\

Grim reminder to what had happened earlier to me.. Remember the whole viral where I puked and got a weird allergic reaction to one of the medicines..??

(well, screw you if you don't !! )

ANYWAY

I plan to be Awesome again by the weekend.. or wait.. what day...

Friday

Naah

Make it Monday ! I'll be better by Monday ! I'm still sniffing and sneezing but the worst of it is gone ^^

So I'm MAH updating this frikkin' blog after I got COMPLAINTS (ahhem).

Other than this, I really don't have anything else.. Mom's also sick now and Dad's on the verge of it (happens every time) but bhai is A OK ! (EVERY TIME !) How is it that whenever he comes over, first I get sick .. Then Mum gets sick.. And then Dad gets sick..!! And then bhai goes away..! And we're all better after 3 days !!!
LOl What !?

Anyway

I want to talk about 3 very different but related things. They are controversial but I don't really give a crap :P

1) Stick To Your Frikkin' Religion..!!

Over here, I shall proceed to write some bakwaas over how us INDIANS should stick to celebrating our own festivals and NOT getting all hyped up ans carried away by CHRISTIAN festivals. I mean, I have nothing against the Americans or whoever else ACTUALLY celebrates this because it comes under their religion and I have respect for Christmas, but Indians who are foolishly out on the streets celebrating Christmas as if it was their own, I mean really, GET A FRIKKIN' LIFE !! We already have a gazillion festivals in India which aren't celebrated elsewhere and vice-versa.. So why the hell do we celebrate these and not the other ones ?? Why aren't Hindu children as excited about getting baptized or getting a circumcision ??? Obviously they won't because it's not in their RELIGION to do so.

And so is Christmas.

STICK TO YOUR OWN FRIKKIN' FESTIVALS & RELIGION !
Period.

If anyone is interested for a Yahoo or phone or phace to phace discussion with 0% argument chance, CONTACT MEH !

No Facebook :P

2) Weird Dreams...

Yes yes.. I know I can't exactly remember my own dreams.. But these past few days when I was down, all I could really do was try to get some sleep. And not the normal sleep.. The "Oh man.. I'm sick in bed and just closing my eyes" sleep. For some reason, I would think about something and it would keep playing on in my head because I would never fall asleep. So one of them was that I was holding this one girl's hand and... I don't remember why... there was an accident and.. and.. for some reason I knew her from somewhere.. I couldn't look at my own self coz I was thinking of all this from my own perspective.. Not exactly "thinking" but.. my imagination was wandering. Anyway, I never saw her face.. She was slightly shorter than me, black shoulder length hair.. That's .. about it.. Soo.. I don't know why I was holding her hand.. Or .. why I was there.. The last time I had a weird ass dream like this, it was true. NO, it wasn't about holding some girl's hand..!! I had randomly woken up in the middle of the night.. this was around 2 years ago.. Oh wait, sorry.. It was .. No wait.. It was Dec. 2008.. IDK.. Anyway, I had randomly woken up coz I thought I heard the bill ring. Weird coz it was past 1 in the night.. Soo, I went to the door and peeked outside and... it kinda blurred after that but I got a "happy feeling" when I woke up.. The truth behind it was that 2 days later my brother had come for the first time ever since he went to California. This was his surprise visit. He had come somewhere around 12 and had actually rung our bell.. The only difference was that I wasn't sleeping (GAMING !! =P )

Weird dreams ...

3) Personal Issues =\

I'm fully aware of the fact that I do have a LOT of personal issues.. Some ranging from weird to bizarre. But .. life moves on and so am I.

Enough said.

10 things you DON'T know about meh :

(Yeash.. Coz ur too dumb to figure out :P )

1) I are the Gordon Ramsey of making toast ..! :P Been doing this since 8 years !!

2) If given a choice, I would take a bath on every alternative day ... Or even less =P

(Water Conservation !)

3) I HATE going to the mall with friends and no idea as to what to do

4) Let the makeup work be left to the women.. That's what I believe

5) Stick to your own religion and respect it.

6) I honestly think PETA is a load of bullcrap.

7) No matter how much we deny it, this world is still run by the top 5 most powerful countries.

8) I hate going to ANY doctor =\

9) I don't believe in re-incarnation, past life, six realms or any other crap !

And 10) I like American advertisements over Indian ones ANYDAY.

So anyway, if you don't mind, I have to go harvest some Soybeans and take care of my food.

Plus I also have to take care of Mum coz bhai's out with his gf

Anyway, if I'm back to normal by Monday and still here and NOT in Chandigarh, I SWEAR the blog will be back in perfect harmony .. I.e, the links will be back ! =P I'm sorry but I just don't find the time these days..

But Monday, pakka !!
The above 2 conditions apply though :P

ANYWAY,

Go eat some toast !

It's better than that frikkin' juice you were about to drink =P
As I shall go have a shower after.... what..? 5 days ?

OH PLEASE
Don't give me that expression !!
CONSERVE the Waters !!

And.. electricity

And ur wisdom :P

(Naah, nobody's gonna get that last joke !)

Cyaa ^^

P.S - Circumcision means if you're a kid and a jew, you get your foreskin cut off.. Which is pretty much as losing your virginity. They do it on 1st birthday so that the kid doesn't remember and later hates you for the rest of his life :P

"Happy Birthday Son !! We got you a ... Circumcision appointment !"

"Schlew yu"

Holidays ... MY ARSE !

2009-12-18T22:19:00.000-08:00

Mood : Puzzled
Listening to : Backstreet Boys - Straight Through My Heart
Working : Pfft ! :P
Watching : -
Playing : L4D2 & FarmVille ! :D
Drinking : -
Enjoying With : Bhai :D
Wearing : U CARE ?!
Downloading : Psych S2

La la la la laa laa ....

Ahhem

Anyway..!
So it's not been all roses and tulips this week.. Kinda like ... rose thorns and tulip.. stems..

Basically, NOT a good week.

Specifically with my Mom.

We just KEEP HAVING arguments !! =\

Iss baar ye naatak hai ki I'm NEVER EVER told about any plans that are being made in ze family. I mean, NEVER..!! It is SOOOO frustrating.

Kal hua kya ki main aaram se soo raha hoon 10 baje kahin =D So I wake up and lazily do everything else.. Then around 12 Mom comes and tells me that Dadu n Dadi are coming in 5 minutes. :|

?!?!?!
KAB KAHAN KYUN KAISE ?!?!?!
FRICK !
Apparently jab "family discussion" ho raha hota hai after dinner, I'm on meh PC either farming, cooking, taking care of me phish or talking to someone. Soo.. NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING =\ WHAT IS THIS ?!?! COLLEGE !?

Bullcrap

Worst part is that NOBODY CARES if I have my own plans ..!! =\

So anyway, I'm MAH go gaming yesterday (ALONE) (SCREW BHARAT) and at around 6:30, a very pissed off Daddy calls me and tells me that I have to reach home by 7 coz we're leaving.

?!?!!
KAB KAHAN KYUN KAISE ?!?!?

FRICK !!!

NOBODY
TELLS
MEH
ANYTHING !!!!!!!!!! =\

So I reach home at 6:45 running away from such an awesome L4D2 match.... Only to see that nobody is ready.. I always had this thought in the back of my head that who da hell goes out to have dinner at 7:00 ?! Then I find out that we leave at 8:40

=\ =\ =\

BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

FRICK

WHY DA HELL DID YOU CALL ME SO EARLY THEN !?!??!!?

BUT ESPECIALLY... WHY DA HELL DID YOU NOT TELL MY ARSE ANYTHING ?!?!?!?! -___-

Screw All

So we went to the most farjiest ( thieved ) place in NOIDA to have dinner.

HALDIRAMS !

SERIOUSLY ?!

That place has hit it's ultimate low when it comes to customer satisfaction.. WHICH EXPLAINED why it's capacity was less than 50% yesterday. ( And that there was a match on yesterday of India.. And all they were doing were playing 2005 hip-hop music =\ ) They've increased prices, dropped the quantity of food by 10% (AND CHARGE MORE FOR IT !!) . To cover up for that, they've made new and more elaborate menus so that people forget about it. But they forget about MY AWESOMENESS =D It's a very good marketing scheme but it'll pay shit in the long-term !

SCREW THEM !!

AND DID YOU KNOW !

A bottle of mineral water which the govt. increased from Rs. 10 to Rs. 12 due to ze recession, HALDICHORS charge Rs. 35 FOR IT !!

The truth behind all this is that bottle manufactures KNOW THAT it costs not even 8 for the entire production but they charge 12 for it. Fair enough. BUT 35 ! They purposely segregate these bottles and later on charge the money as per the restaurant and the demand. And according to the law, this is LEGAL as long as the MRP is printed on it. You may get the same bottle for 1/3 of the cost outside but in HALDICHORS, you pay 35 for it.

Like our country now guys ?? :)

10 Things You Don't Know About Meh :

(You're too lazy to figure out anyway :P)

1) I'm a half non-vegetarian. Which implies that although I eat non-veg (restricted to chicken & fish) but on any sunny day, I'll prefer Veg. over non-veg. And no, I have NEVER ordered a chicken bucket and eaten out of it.

2) I'm a bit of a miser, i.e, I don't spend money on something I know I can get cheaper elsewhere & I don't out of choice take any EXTRA money from Dad. (I have no clue why he gives me pocket money if he gives additional money either way =\ )

3) I also NEVER forget the prices of goods/things which I may use everyday or important things. For eg: when Dad & I are tallying stuff from the wholesales, every time he would say a price, I'd yell THIEVES ! and tell him the "old price" of it. You can say I still remember the price of a 500gm bottle of Jam =D (JAM FTW !!) It was Rs. 35 back in 200..3 ? And NOW.. It's 89 !!! =\ It's THE SAME BOTTLE WITH THE SAME INGREDIENTS !!!! WITCHES !

This is what recession does to companies =\

4) At this age, I have understood the generation gap and now respect my Dad's opinion of what he was telling me years ago :)

5) I have a fad of holding onto old things.

(Scratch that.. I remember I've already written that elsewhere)

5) I have a really good memory in all things except studies :P

6) I LOOOVE reading good/interesting books :)

7) (READ THIS ONE) Whenever .. WHENEVER I say "Uhmm.." , "Err.." , "Well....." (note the dots) I'm uncomfortable/trying to lie/not wanting to discuss something.

8) I have a trick of saying things by NOT saying them ;) ( I.e, usually whatever I type has a hidden meaning to it, which clearly, NOBODY has noticed till now :P :P )

9) Nobody has noticed till now coz I'm AWESOME !!! =D
(Ahhem)

10) I never leave my house without a watch, phone, pack of chewing gum and wallet. If I do, I'll feel annoyed during the whole time

I also LOOOVE Pizza =D

Hawaiian

=P~

Ahhem

So anyway, enough bakwaas for today. I'm MAH probably go to GIP with me old friends. As usual, nothing has been really fixed =\ Soo.. we'll see how today turns out.

OOh, almost forgot

Tomorrow everybody except MEH are gonna go to Dwarka to .. err .. talk to MY future bhabhi aka bhai's current girlfriend/future wife :)

This is gonna be the first and official meeting between both parents. Obviously I'm not going (we ALL know why :P ) Soo, I'm MAH enjoy solitude for about 7 hours ^^

Pata nahin kya karoonga itni daer tak !

Anyway, my hands are literally freezing !!

Brrr

Go adopt a DOG !
Make him happy !! :D

Or her

...

Or a Bobby Darling

BBYE ! ^^

Mobile Bill Theory

2009-12-14T08:44:00.000-08:00

Mood : Happy
Listening to : -
Working : Pfft ! :P
Watching : How I Met Your Mother
Playing : L4D2 !! :D
Drinking : Pineapple Juice !
Enjoying With : Bhai :D
Wearing : White t-shirt + Green hoodie sweater n navy blue pjs

Downloading : Psych S2

You are visitor No. 571

If you aren't, somebody already read my blog post before you.

For the one who was here first, ur awesome !

For the one who isn't 569, SCREW YOU !!
:D

Ahhem

Yes, I haven't updated for a while.. Well, EXCUSE MEH ! My brother comes ONLY FOR A MONTH & ONCE A YEAR ! Plus since my exams finished before him coming, it's all good =D Seriously, I've had so much fun with him and didn't realize how much I used to miss him :) Typical brother.. Whenever it would happen that I would be out and he would open the door.... he wouldn't exactly "open the door" ! He's open it a crack, look out ... and then close it again ! He KNOWS it's me !! He's aware of that !! BUT NO ! He'll do that 2-3 times or when my banging on the door would be a bit too loud ! Then Mom would come and open the door AND FINALLY LET ME IN BECAUSE I HAD TO TAKE A FRIKKIN' PISS !!! =\ =\

He also brought that GTA IV DVD I had been DYING to have ! :D Unfortunately, since our XBOX 360 is original (Wow, those are 2 words u don't expect to see in a sentence together !!) we use a frikkin' converter for it to be compatible for Indian houses. It's a "Voltage Converter" to be precise and it heats up like yo momma in only an hour !! (that's original ! :P ) Which leads to the crashing of the XBOX and me running to disconnect the 2 wires. It's VERY annoying so I rather play L4D2..

Unfortunately, Mom would somehow find ANY EXCUSE to NOT let me get out of the house ! Some of them being a bit bizzare but I finally went today. 4:30 to 7:30 were some 3 sweet hours of gaming :D I would say I'm being modest when I lead my team to VICTORIES (3 times !) (because I'm AWESOME !)

Anyway, it was a good day.

On other notes..

Apparently since bhai came after such a long time, he's obviously getting all the treatment, the attention, the works.. yaa know.. But since he's so great, he doesn't make it seem like that :) Unfortunately, that doesn't stop from me & Mum fighting like hell in a gel but it's kinda difficult to...

HELL IN A GEL

OMG, WHAT THE FRICK WAS I THINKING ?!?!?!?!

MOVING ON

I had a very .. err .. what's that word.. INTERESTING conversation 1 .. no .. 2 ..? 2 days back.. Yes, it was with a girl. Hence, interesting :P

It was our college's Ms. Fresher (that's a big title to achieve !) So I had my doubts about her "character" earlier.. I mean, she was HOT in all the right places (hence the title), every guy you could imagine wanted to be fraaands with her. But she barely made her presence felt in college o_O It was odd.. So 2 days ago, she IM'ed me (Thank You MORONIC FB Chat !) and we were talking about the GDs.. So when she said she got suddenly nervous when everybody started looking at her when it was her turn to speak, I was like.. Soo what ?? That's nothing new /:) And then she gave me answer which answered my doubts..!! She said, "But how do you know ?? I never notice.." And then I was like .. SHE'S ONE OF THOSE GIRLS U READ ABOUT !!!! LOl What I mean is that she's pretty, hot in all the right places, get's attention from every guy in college AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT !!! Now in the 21st century where the woman is kickin' arse, it was REALLY REALLY hard for me to believe that.. So I kept on prodding her with her info. and she kept grabbing it ! I FOR SURE thought she was fooling around and was looking for inside stuff she didn't know about !! So I told her everything.. Then obviously MADE SURE that she keep this to herself.. The last thing I wanted was gujjar problem for helping out !! But u know.. I feel good about it.. I helped an "innocent girl" and I ... guess I feel good about it :)

So anyway,

I would have uploaded this MUCH EARLIER had it not been for Ms. ASSLEESHAN

XD XD

LOLOLOL
She gonna kill meh =D

No seriously, we had a frikkin' 50 min. convo !! (Incoming for meh :D ) She was all like.. up on me that I don't call, don't sms, don't care for her !! I'm like, Screw u !! I'll get screwed over my bill ! Afterwards I explained the "Mobile Bill Theory" . Quite frankly, this is an inside job, i.e, something u don't discuss with anyone because it's "socially incorrect" (OH PLEASE !!) This lil theory applies to a lot of guys who have had their asses whooped over getting a large bill and this is the procedure they follow with both guys & gals !

(note this only works effectively for a postpaid connection.. Prepaid .. uhmm .. not so often)

Mobile Bill Theory :

Statement - One shall spend only on his boy/girlfriend and increase meetings to avoid outgoings.

Logic - The logic behind the theory is that a person(usually a guy) would like to "optimize" his mobile phone usage.. Which means that he will talk to more/spend money on his phone to the people who he cares for the most AT THE MOMENT. He cannot, by any means, tend to spend more than his prescribed limit otherwise he shall be screwed by the "stronger forces" (PARENTS !! :P ) So, he optimizes by spending more on his boy/girlfriend (if he has one) and parents rather than friends.

Application - Now I am a strong follower of this theory. I personally believe that spending ur mobile money on ur girlfriend rather than ur friends is AT THAT POINT IN TIME more .. erruhm .. useful ! As it is always believed that a boy/girlfriend elevates your status in society and gives u a good feeling ! True since we all know that the love which a boy/girlfriend can give USUALLY cannot be surpassed by what a friend can give.

Assumptions - There are a number of vital assumptions like any theory has -

1) The person must have a postpaid connection and the bill must come at home at the end of the period.

2) The bill is always read by the "stronger forces"

3) The relationship between the boyfriend and girlfriend is always perfect.

4) There are no crushes or ex-es in the person's life.

5) The amount of money to be spent has a definite value and

6) The person is AWESOME :D

Ahhem

Now might I add that he may not spend "mobile money" on his other friends while he's in a relationship but he must always spend time with them if not the money. Because we all have to keep them happy no matter what the frick in life ur doing ^^

BECAUSE FRIENDS ARE IMPORTANT !!!!!

And I learnt that the hard way =\

And if that guy still does that, he's a frikkin' DOUCHE who doesn't deserve your friendship !!!

So anyway, the next time someone tells you that he/she doesn't "have enough balance" to call/sms you, you can be VERY SURE that he/she is saving it up for someone else ;)

So ASSLESHAAN, that's why I cannot sms/call u ! I've got a bill of .. well, here read this -

Outstanding amount (Rs) 0 Credit limit (Rs) 9500 Unbilled amount (Rs) 221.3 Disclaimer :
Unbilled amount does not include any discounts, rental charges and service tax. Discounts if any will be calculated on the bill date.

221.3 !!
That's why !!
So STOP GAALIOFYING MEH =(

And yes, I have problem with Capricorns !
I SAID IT ! :P

Lol

Anyway, I gotta sleepy-sleep ^^
Probably go get a haircut tom. !!

Then on 16th, Bharat is free so we gonna go Bunker <3>