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Listening to : Awesome...
Reading : Awesomenity
Watching : Awesomeness
Watching : Awesomeness
Playing : Awesomest !
Eating : (MY EGO) XD
Enjoying To : AWESOMENESS
Enjoying To : AWESOMENESS
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AWESOME !
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Aah !! :D
So I still have nothing ..! :P College started today. Dunno when the results will be up though.,
Lazy arses
So I won't BORE YOU this time with nothingness, I shall be talking of 2 things -
1) A few special funny moments in my life which I can NEVER forget :)
2) Another episode of - 10 Things You Don't Know About Me
Where I shall be revealing some DIRTY secrets about myself ;)
So ur in for a fun post this time !
Let's get STARTED
With Awesomeness !!
:D
AHEM !
Anyway
I'll be first talking about moments when I was still a kid
The earliest funny moment was when I was around 4 (my Dad told me this story). Winter Time. U all know how much I loove my brother :) Well I had the same feelings for him when I was a kid.. Probably, a BIT TOO strong... if I may say :P What happened was that he was ill and Dad told us how before we would go to sleep, he would apply Vicks on him (we all know what Vicks is) to help him with his cold.. Soo, after a days, I realized since he wasn't getting any better... WHY NOT DO IT MYSELF ?!?! :D So what I did was (MIND U.. I was 4 !) groped around the dark until I found the bottle, took it and applied it ALL OVER MY BROTHER'S FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D I figured it wasn't enough... SO I PUT MORE IN HIS HAIR !!!!!!!!!!!! XD OMG he woke up crying because it really burns at first and since it was all over him...!! :D :D LOl LOl LOl
The second funny moment was when I was around 6. It was the summer time and back in those days, we had a Cooler in our room :D (U remember a Cooler right ?!). Anyway, it's a big metallic box-thing with ... I'm not sure, it's Hay at the sides and u fill it up with water from it's behind.... (no wait.. THAT DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT !!) (REPHRASE !) There's an inlet for the water at the rear (YUP ! :D ) and a huge fan right in the center. Basically, the fan throws air and since it's filled with water beneath it, the air is cooler and sometimes u get water over ur face ! I personally STILL PREFER those over an AC :D But we sold em off =( Anyway, so my brother wakes up at around midnight with a slightly wet feeling.. He thought it must be the Cooler... BUT NO..!! I WAS PEEING ON HIM !!!!!!!! XD XD XD Till date, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY !! But now when I think about it..... AWESOME !! I mean, how many times in life do you actually get to pee on ur elder brother ?! XD
The next one comes after a lot of fast-forwarding.. When I was in 6th, they still taught us swimming back then in our school.. Problem was since I was still the tallest guy then, I would literally WALK to the middle of the pool and then float around a bit by grabbing onto the sides but nothing more. So one day, a dear friend of mine (now gone because he became a total arse and pissed me off BIG TIME) he swam near me.. We talked for a while and then soon as I turned around, HE YANKED OFF MY SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!!!!!!!!! LIKE WTF !?!?! (Yes, I was wearing an Underwear that day ;) ) (UNDERWEARS BELOW SWIMWEAR FTW !! XD ) Of course, that started an underwater fight where I eventually kicked him in the stomach enough to get him to give me back my trunks ! Shit, it was embarrassing as hell !! But since everybody found it EXTREMELY funny and since I let people laugh on me ( =\ ) ..!
(Now I randomly talk about these incidents because I can't remember them in sequential order)
This one happened when I was in 10th. I was taking Math tuitions then (because I needed to improve me time when I took ze Maths paper.. Eventually my maths turned to AWESOME Maths XD ) So at the tuition, there was this guy and his friend ( a gal) (whom I was half-friends with). oK a little history before the incident.. The guy is a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG (or as we call in Hindi, ek no. ka chuu**** insaan :D ) and the gal was a physically tough one.. (played Basketball) So anyway, he begged her to take a freebie on her scootie and OBVIOUSLY she said NO and then we both went on as to how he would embarrass himself. So when he got on the scooty, he FELL SIDEWAYS XD Eventually, he started it and then accelerated SO MUCH that he just shot off, God knows how dodged a vendor and then dodged ANOTHER 3-wheeler and then skidded off the scootie letting it glide on the street ! So we ran to check on him.. I tried picking him up and he's like, "Chhod de. Main theek hoon" YEAHH SURE !! AND U WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HE SAID AFTER THAT !!! "Wasn't that completely amazing driving ?! :D " So I turnwd to her and said, "Naah.. Ye theek hai coz he's still a COMPLETE MORON !!" XD
The next one is when I was in 11th
.. or wait.. No, still 10th
The "player" in our class was sitting with us telling us random stories about his hostel friends. So he was narrating how one Sunday they all went to McDonalds. There was a guy who was literally raised in a village so he lacked a bit of education of the outside world at that point of time. They rushed in to grab the seats and he was the only one left standing :P So they told him to bring the order. Soo, he goes up to the counter, talking to himself about the menu and the "player" follows him to make sure he gets it right.. So the guy reaches the counter and the employee says, "McDonalds main aapka swagat hai. Aap kya khayenge ?? ^_^ " And he says... XD XD (OMG.. Let me LAUGH !! I'll type in a few ) (YES, oK I'm done !) So he says, "Ek McPappu dena ^_^ " XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ROFLMAOMGWTFBBQ !!!!!!!!!! Employee - "Err.. what sir ?! :-? " Guy - "McPappu ^_^ " XDDDDDD
LOLOLOLOLOL And so the "player" goes like, "WTF did he just say ?!?!" Guy - "MCPAPPU :| " Player - "Err.. I don't know him.. My order please !!" ROFL !!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL And so the "player" goes like, "WTF did he just say ?!?!" Guy - "MCPAPPU :| " Player - "Err.. I don't know him.. My order please !!" ROFL !!!!
So this one is from 11th
This is more of sad if u look at it from my angle..! But it's funny anyway ! So this one is from mid 11th.. I had a HUGE CRUSH on this girl.. Apparently, nobody else found her that good-looking or worth another stare (I realize today WHY !) (But I was still crazy back then ;D ) So after postponing it for many days, I finally somehow got the balls to go upto her and ask her, "Hey can I talk to you for a sec. ??" BAD MOVE !! So then all her friends started giggling and they kept moving.. So, I didn't know whether to go back or keep following em... So I FOLLOWED EM ! (BAD MOVE !!!) And I kept repeating the question..! XD (FAIL !!) So eventually she singled out and told me to buzz off :( AGRH !! Thy shall learn from past's mistakes !!
(BUT NOO as ur about to find out !)
Again from 11th.. Juss a few months after that incident.. Winter time. Again, more sad than funny !
There was ANOTHER GIRL whom I had a HUGE CRUSH on !! :D U probably know her.. Her name's Ahana (not Bhattach !) So anyway, she was VERY CUTE (Writing this, I can still remember her face). So I got the balls (AGAIN !! XD) to somehow start talking to her.. It started in the ground when she almost hit me with her basketball ! So I got her Yahoo id eventually and we started talking.. and flirting ;) And everything was going awesome until I mentioned that I write poems.. So I showed her 2-3 poems which I had written for Shruti back in 10th :) So she got awed ! (because I'm AWESOME :D ) So my brain did 2+2 and I'm like, "Can I write one for you ?! ;) " (BAD BAD MOVE !!) So I wrote an original one eventually and I asked my friend to write it out on paper (coz her net was down or something for a long while.. I don't remember AND my writing sucked !!). So my friend Ishan(whose b'day is today :) ), THE IDIOT thought I was gonna PROPOSE HER and made it into a stupid format like that !! Well, stupid or not, it was VERY beautiful :) Anyway, I still wrote it and was going back to class when I literally bumped into her. I'm like, "X_X" She instantly saw the paper and snatched it from my hand ! I tried taking it back but she realized that it was the poem.. She thanked me, took the paper and ran into the GT to read it.. For some reason, all my friends who had seen this, come upto me and are HUGGING ME AND CONGRATULATING ME SAYING SHE'LL DEFINITELY SAY YES !!! ;) I'm like, "X_X O_o WHAAT ?! I DID NOT PROPOSE HER !! " I yelled loud enough for even her to hear it ! So I didn't hear from her for a week's time and then I came home from my tuition and found a LONG IM from her.. She was all like, "You insulted me in front of all my friends. Why did u propose me ?? I became the laughing stock of my class AGAIN .. blah blah blah" Tch. I miss her ! She was a nice gal.. Aaah, not in my destiny though
So now we move on to some college funny moments !
This one is from right at the beginning.. This guy in our class, on a Saturday, was OWNING our computer teacher by pronouncing EXACTLY like he did.. For eg : Phelooopy XD Kaampooter (sounds more like kabootar ! :D ) and the works. He even combed his hair that way =D SO he goes on n on and I was sitting at the front seat and I suddenly notice a slight movement to my right (where the door is) and I see .... OUR COMPUTER TEACHER STANDING RIGHT THERE AND LISTENING AND SEEING AND GETTING CHEESED OFF TO WHAT THE GUY WAS DOING !!!!!!!!!! I didn't know whether to keep laughing or tell him !! He got OWNED after that XD Seriously !! He lost 5 attendance :P
The next one(and UNFORTUNATELY last one) is from just a few days ago !
JP from our group has made this habit of her's of complimenting/making fun of whatever I wear EVERYDAY ! Like before the vacations, she's like, "Tu bada patla lag raha hai ^^ Ghar pe kuch khane ko nahin milta ?? :P " I'm like, "GAHH !!" and then got a bit embarrassed for some reason (O_o). And today, she's like, "Tu bilkul Sid ki tarah lagg raha hai from Wake Up Sid ! :D " Me - "WTF kaise ?! :O" JP - "Naah.. uske baal better the !" Me - "GAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!! My hairs are AWESOME !" =\ She makes FUN of me hair !!! ... *Sobs*
Wonder why she keeps doing this O_o
So anyway, enough funny moments
Now ..!
10 Things You Don't Know About Me
(Yeahh.. Me.. Coz I'm AWESOME ! XD )
1) I'm AWESOME !! XD (I'm sorry..! That HAD to be No.1 !! :D )
2) I'm REALLY AWESOME !!! XD (oK ! Serious !!)
3) I used to suck on my pens when I was in 7th and sometimes the ink would get on my tongue ! (That's another funny moment for later !)
4) My favorite genre of books is romantic comedies, for movies it's horror and for games it's action.. Go Figure !
5) I used to watch p0rn everyday for 2 months in 12th O_o
6) I've had problems with my larynx twice in 2 years which made me completely mute
7) I sometimes fail to appreciate someone else's hard work or excellence in a field where I excel too
8) I STILL sleep with a teddy =O
9) I have a habit of looking into someone else's eyes while talking to em a bit too much ! (I'm working on it !!)
And 10) I STILL use too much deo :D
So I had Paneer Rolls for dinner. AWESOMENESS !! Now I shall be working on my projects till da 15th SO DON'T BUG ME that I haven't updated da blog because I started writing at 6:00 and it's 9:15 right now !! I spent 3 hours TYPING !! (Excluding the time I had those AWESOME roles :D ) Keep reading this post after every 4-5 days.. U'll forget it anyway :P AND I posted such a long one because I .....
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I L..
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I LLL....
(Hakla Saala)
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ANYWAY ! I did this because u 2 are amazing friends and I care a hell lot for both of u !! N don't go into the situation of who I care for more ! O_o
(Besides we all know it's ......
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(HAKLA SAALA !!)
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ROFLMAO LOL !
DO NOT forget to check out those links because they're really good and LEAVE a reaction ! Just click !! I spent 3 hours on this post for u !! At least leave me a reaction :(
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Live Update -
NZ 173/7 in 42 overs. They've picked up the pace and are kicking Aussie arse !
I just hope it doesn't rain !
And I leave you with this pic. which I took today
I call it -
EPIC JOB WIN !
Soo, I'll cyaa later
I'll be invisible on Yahoo (If it's still working) so if u IM me on Facebook, I'm giving you a 100% GUARANTEE that I WILL NOT reply !! :P Because I don't keep my speakers on and I won't be sitting on da PC
Now go do something else !
VElle logg
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Cyaa ^^
P.S - I'll be labeling all my Blog posts after this so that u can find em easily IF u ever wanna go back and check out the old posts.. And of course, will add a few pics. here and there ;)
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