Friday, November 6, 2009

Aunty Power !

Mood : Joyful
Listening to : Natasha Bedingfield - Pocketful of Sunshine
Reading : Computer Networks
Watching : Psych
Playing : GTA San Andreas
Drinking : -
Enjoying Off : To .... *Yaaawn* =D
Wearing : IDK what I'm wearing... But I'm wearing something !


I presently have nothing better to do.
That's why I'm updating ze blog


SERIOUSLY
NOTHING
BETTER
TO
DOOOOO

=D

FVOTD -

2) Hardly Working: David - College Humor - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGCwWt5Mmgg
( ^^ Funny ! )
3) Drunk Ewoks - RayWilliamJohnson - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0SY5KMTo8s

Watch
Laugh
AND GET A LIFE !

xD


So let's see..
I shall start off with some burning hot gossip ;)
Yupp !
It's so hot, it's gonna set Moolie's pants ON FIRE
XD

ANYWAY
Here's ze story
(Do refer back to my earlier post to get a clear understanding of everything)

So today we're just chillin' outside the canteen during the little break and.... that guy shows up his again.. I shall refer to him as "R". So he comes up and we're talkin' random man stuff (bikes, babes, gadgets :P ) (Well I was quiet on the part which starts with a "b" ) .... ( GEDDIT ?! ) ( -_- ) (ANYWAY) So the 2 of us are slightly separated from the group and he says,
"Yaar tunne answer nahin diya mujhe.."
Me : " O_o Uhmmm... ?? "
R : 'Yaar uss bandi ka.."
Me : "Ur gonna have to be a bit precise /:) "
R : "Abe joh tujhe like karti hai ..! :-> ;) "
Me : " ....... :| Mhhmm... R .. Maine tujhe kya bataya tha .. !? AISI LAKDIYAN APNE PASS RAKH !!"
R : "Yaar sahi main.. Main mazaak nahin kar raha ! Swear"

(By this time, the rest of them had heard the 2 of us so they became all ears and BIG MOUTH to our conversation cum about to get beaten up in 10 seconds if he doesn't BO )

So the end result finally turns up that there's some girl named Ritika in our first year batch.. I forgot to ask what her course was but .. anyway, she apparently has a crush on me and with what R here has described to all of us, I remember her from my "staring time" (XD) .. And yes, she's HOT .. That makes it VERY CLEAR that something is WRONG because a woman does not find me hot just because of my looks..

IF I HAD LOOKS, I'D... errr .... have my own statue or ... would date international women ..

Ahhem.
POINT BEING, something doesn't feel right.. Of course, my hopes ARE NOT high but I know "R" here very well (awesome judge of character B-) ) so I knew he wasn't lying.. My only concern is that if it were true, I'd have one of the hottest chicks in our 1st year batch as my girlfriend.. Which obviously is a concern because I've rejected women who've gone for my looks and not for who I am beneath my flesh :| (Yes, I have..) (As hard as it was, I did) (And I'm proud of it) So yes, it'll be a "concern" .. Problem is the only people who know her are the biggest gossipers in our batch.. They can tell the entire college ur gay by the time you spell out their Tamil name with 3 hands and a coffee mug !

LOl

So I'm MAH gonna approach this situation carefully because whatever I've noticed (and remember) of her, she's got some (as USUAL) ties with the goondas and gujjars.. Of course, every hot chick has that.. It's like, if ur a hot chick, the protection is complimentary ;)

JEEZ

Moving on,
I'll FINALLY have my computer presentation tomorrow (Or today by the time u peeps read this :P ) so ... I frikkin' hope that everything goes well.. Problem is we've divided the work on the basis of the pages we've written and the portion we've covered.. So it's like we've divided our project into 3 parts and all 3 of us have rattofied our parts (well, understanding for me) .. So if my crack teacher cross-questions me or the other 2 about something that's not their part, we'll be screwed !! :D

I'll be uploading a very amazing speech that I've written on "Technology Is Making Us Lazy".. I'll upload it over the weekend on ze blog and Facebook so make sure you check it out ..!!

I went to East End apartments today.. They're walking distance from my college.. Soo, we played a little cricket over there. I think I was playing after about 18 months.. Or maybe I should ask my legs.. They'd know the exact date because they're hurting like hell ! I didn't do much.. Made 4 runs with ze bat and took 2 wickets.. LOl, my bowling still has it's touch.. I bowled one straight through his legs and the other with a slower ball :P Aaah.. memories

Which reminds me..
The reason why I started this blog was not to tell you peeps what I was upto.. It's because I wanted my own self to remember what all important things I had been through in my life.. If I was ever to recall on this i.e..

(HAAAWWW.. SELFISH ..!!!)

YEAHH..
SCREW U !!

Honestly, I had thought of starting another blog which would be ultra private (i.e only viewable by me) where I would recite my extremely personal and non-biased and politically and socially incorrect views about everything in life.. Of course it would have been too much of a pain so I dropped the idea.
I figured you could handle pretty much everything I typed !
And if you couldn't ,HELL DON'T READ THEN !!! :P


You know it's hard staying in touch with everybody you meet in ur lives.. At one point of time, you come to a point where you HAVE TO DECIDE whether you really want to let this person be in your life and if you do/don't , what'll be the consequences and so forth. Somehow people ask this question when they're in they're mid 20s.. I sorta ask myself this question everyday.. Because I don't wanna be another victim of that "Acquaintances GALORE - Friends in Lahore" (It's mine.. I MADE IT.. SCREW U !! ) Soo..

Aaha
I almost forgot
I haven't discussed about the topic of this post -

AUNTY POWER ! :D

U see.. I shall put it this way

AUNTY POWER IN INDIAN BUSES FOR DA WIN !!! =D

Apparently there are these 2 aunties.. Or well not aunties.. They must be in their early 20s.. Well anyway, they're at pretty much the same time at the bus stop where I take me buses and BOTH of em have the SAME STOP as I do.. So that helps like... AWESOMENESS !!!! Because as we all know, aunties can stop ANY FRIKKIN' BUS they want !! They are like, the silent rulers of the bus industries !! No joke ! :D So it's a real help that these 2 aunties have exactly the same stop and exactly the same time to catch a bus like mines.. I shall thank God for giving me such awesome luck to have 2 aunties to help me catch the fastest bus outta here and 2 friends who read all this crap and still think I'm a normal guy =)


I suddenly have a weird feeling that you don't think of me as "NORMAL" ...

DO YOU !?!?! O_O

DO
YOU
THINK
I'M
NORMAL ?!

Answer me ! :D

Cyaa ^^

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I WANT AN ANSWER ! :P

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