Listening to : Ricky Martin - Livin La Vida Loca
Working : Makin notes..
Watching : -
Playing : Silent Hill =\ (Screw this)
Drinking : -
Enjoying Off : Home Alone !
Wearing : Lazy shirt & black pjs with bhai's sweater :P
Downloading : L4D2 (Hope it works -__- )
STOP READING THIS
GO GET A LIFE
:D
Hmmm..
Haan toh bhai scene sunn lo ab. I'm not gonna go around telling both of yaa individually (assuming Shruti SHOWS UP ONLINE ANY TIME THIS YEAR) :P
As usual, I haven't talked to her (yes, u know who) till now. Mr. "R" needs a stick up his arse to coordinate things better.. Hell he can't even manage his own life and he's trying to set up 2 of his friends.. Aah, I love this guy ! :D So anyway, other than what I've already mentioned, she has some gujjar crushes (Yes gujjars like her) ( "woh maal hai" in their terms =\ ) .. So I've been warned by him and another friend to not pursue da matter... You know.. I'll give yaa 2 reasons why I WON'T do that -
1) Coz I'm AWESOME
2) Coz I'm MAH frikkin' gujjar expert ! (Uhmm.. gujjars don't deserve their "g" to be written in the capital font.. Screw em =\ )
I've handled many a situations like these with em .. Been 3 years now so I don't worry shit about them.. Besides, I've got a few senior friends of my own ! (non-gujjar of course) and some of women ;) (best to convince gujjars !) and other guys.. They can probably do SOMETHING T_T Soo.. my strategy here is that to first find out if the gujjars are in the 2nd year or 3rd year.. If they're in the 3rd year, it'll be NO PROBLEMO coz once I get in 2nd year, they'll get the HELL out of the college and problem solved =D However, if they're in the 2nd year, gujjar or no gujjar, although I have respect for my seniors but if they start messing around with me when I'm in my 2nd year and they're in the 3rd, I will shove a few things up their arse -
1) Tu uska baap nahin hai (uska = Ritika)
2) Tu uska bhai nahin hai
3) Tunne usse paison se kharida nahin hua
So that pretty much doesn't allow em any right to "book their ticket" if in the meanwhile they'll go frikkin' flirting with their own classmates.. SCREW U B!tc|-|es =\ =\
But since we all know them gujjars are of limited intelligence, I have other ways to convince em of this matter..
On the other side, when my 1st exams are over and we're in Sem 2, it would be just "friendly communication" between me n her (so that I can get to know her a bit so that I can see if it's really worth all the trouble I'll be taking from 2nd year). (I also hope that IDIOT can introduce me to her tomorrow.. Last day of college before exams) (From 1st Dec to 8th Dec) ( Screw them !! They were supposed to last 2 weeks) ( =\ ) (WHY am I writing like this ?! )
Anyway, she's hawt (SHUT UP !!) so it's obvious why she's getting all the gujjar attention .. Ugh =\
Hmmmmm..
My (Oh I'm sorry.. OUR) presentation on that Business Communication was yesterday.. Dad & I had already found a presentation the day she told us about this.. "Aptly named it as 'Communication' " ^_^ And then I edited it a LOT to make sure it'll go allrite in college. Somehow that BIHARI in our group yelled out our topic in class for no apparent reason..... And guess what ??
DAMN SLUT STOLE MY TOPIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\ =\
SCREWWWWWWW UUUUUU !!!!!!!!!
It was obviously NOTHING in comparison to mine.. Oh I'm sorry... "OURS" .. =\ Anyway, it really pissed me off and at the end of their's I was like, " *Cough SCREW U Cough Cough* :D
Then when our turn came, she was frikkin' GIGGLIN' in the FRONT ROW and frikkin' DISTRACTIN' MEH .. B!tc|-| !!! =\ =\ =\ =\ In the end, ours was much more AWESOME and the teacher asked me to MAIL HER the presentation :D :D :D (which I'm doing right now)
Moral of the story : DON'T BE A B!TC|-| .. U'll lose :P
Those SLUTS didn't even know the spelling of "Definition" !!
NOIDA Metro is going Awesometastic ! :D However, Indians remaining Indians, here are a few examples of their stupidity -
1) Tapping/Thumping the token on the screen instead of the sensor =\
2) (my fav.) Taking joyrides (i.e going far ahead their assigned platform) and then going to another station where the machine goes crazy crazy crazy and then they get DETAINED !
3) Not waiting for the other passenger to finish crossing the checking gates and then introducing their token/card instantly which BLOCKS the frikkin' machine (leading to no. 4)
4) Once a machine gets broken down, the other people start shoving into the adjacent lines. I yell, "SCREW U !" and shove em back =D
You see.. we need to LEARN
Morons
And because of all that thumping the sensor part with tokens, they've already been weakened.. Coz when I apply my card gently, nothing HAPPENS.. And it's been just 3 frikkin' days !
MIND YOU !!
Go over to Facebook and check out some pics. I shot of the Metro in the album "RAL" <-- (Yes, click on it.. It'll take u there... Lazy peeps)
Moving on,
I got my first final exam of Computers on 17th where apparently someone (an external duude) will come and ask us questions.. My roll no. being as awesome at is ( 1 !) I'm frikkin' SCREWED !! But I don't need to worry ... much.. Coz I'm MAH still toping :D 56/60 That SLUT got 55 =\
I'm MAH also go to Bunker :D 3< >3 . WHAT THE CRAP ?!! .. whatever that .. symbol is.. I'm MAH play L4D2 because it's gonna be FRIKKIN' AWESOME.. As awesome as Megan Fox bare-backed =D
(DAMN)
Anyway,
GO DO SOMETHING BETTER IN LIFE
Go .. watch 2012.. I heard it sucks though.. But the explosions and destruction is outta the world !
Literally !!
Cyaa ^^
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