Mobile Bill Theory

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Ahhem

Yes, I haven't updated for a while.. Well, EXCUSE MEH ! My brother comes ONLY FOR A MONTH & ONCE A YEAR ! Plus since my exams finished before him coming, it's all good =D Seriously, I've had so much fun with him and didn't realize how much I used to miss him :) Typical brother.. Whenever it would happen that I would be out and he would open the door.... he wouldn't exactly "open the door" ! He's open it a crack, look out ... and then close it again ! He KNOWS it's me !! He's aware of that !! BUT NO ! He'll do that 2-3 times or when my banging on the door would be a bit too loud ! Then Mom would come and open the door AND FINALLY LET ME IN BECAUSE I HAD TO TAKE A FRIKKIN' PISS !!! =\ =\

:D

He also brought that GTA IV DVD I had been DYING to have ! :D Unfortunately, since our XBOX 360 is original (Wow, those are 2 words u don't expect to see in a sentence together !!) we use a frikkin' converter for it to be compatible for Indian houses. It's a "Voltage Converter" to be precise and it heats up like yo momma in only an hour !! (that's original ! :P ) Which leads to the crashing of the XBOX and me running to disconnect the 2 wires. It's VERY annoying so I rather play L4D2..

Unfortunately, Mom would somehow find ANY EXCUSE to NOT let me get out of the house ! Some of them being a bit bizzare but I finally went today. 4:30 to 7:30 were some 3 sweet hours of gaming :D I would say I'm being modest when I lead my team to VICTORIES (3 times !) (because I'm AWESOME !)

Anyway, it was a good day.

On other notes..

Apparently since bhai came after such a long time, he's obviously getting all the treatment, the attention, the works.. yaa know.. But since he's so great, he doesn't make it seem like that :) Unfortunately, that doesn't stop from me & Mum fighting like hell in a gel but it's kinda difficult to...

HELL IN A GEL

OMG, WHAT THE FRICK WAS I THINKING ?!?!?!?!

MOVING ON

I had a very .. err .. what's that word.. INTERESTING conversation 1 .. no .. 2 ..? 2 days back.. Yes, it was with a girl. Hence, interesting :P

It was our college's Ms. Fresher (that's a big title to achieve !) So I had my doubts about her "character" earlier.. I mean, she was HOT in all the right places (hence the title), every guy you could imagine wanted to be fraaands with her. But she barely made her presence felt in college o_O It was odd.. So 2 days ago, she IM'ed me (Thank You MORONIC FB Chat !) and we were talking about the GDs.. So when she said she got suddenly nervous when everybody started looking at her when it was her turn to speak, I was like.. Soo what ?? That's nothing new /:) And then she gave me answer which answered my doubts..!! She said, "But how do you know ?? I never notice.." And then I was like .. SHE'S ONE OF THOSE GIRLS U READ ABOUT !!!! LOl What I mean is that she's pretty, hot in all the right places, get's attention from every guy in college AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT !!! Now in the 21st century where the woman is kickin' arse, it was REALLY REALLY hard for me to believe that.. So I kept on prodding her with her info. and she kept grabbing it ! I FOR SURE thought she was fooling around and was looking for inside stuff she didn't know about !! So I told her everything.. Then obviously MADE SURE that she keep this to herself.. The last thing I wanted was gujjar problem for helping out !! But u know.. I feel good about it.. I helped an "innocent girl" and I ... guess I feel good about it :)

So anyway,

I would have uploaded this MUCH EARLIER had it not been for Ms. ASSLEESHAN

XD XD

LOLOLOL
She gonna kill meh =D

No seriously, we had a frikkin' 50 min. convo !! (Incoming for meh :D ) She was all like.. up on me that I don't call, don't sms, don't care for her !! I'm like, Screw u !! I'll get screwed over my bill ! Afterwards I explained the "Mobile Bill Theory" . Quite frankly, this is an inside job, i.e, something u don't discuss with anyone because it's "socially incorrect" (OH PLEASE !!) This lil theory applies to a lot of guys who have had their asses whooped over getting a large bill and this is the procedure they follow with both guys & gals !

(note this only works effectively for a postpaid connection.. Prepaid .. uhmm .. not so often)

Mobile Bill Theory :

Statement - One shall spend only on his boy/girlfriend and increase meetings to avoid outgoings.

Logic - The logic behind the theory is that a person(usually a guy) would like to "optimize" his mobile phone usage.. Which means that he will talk to more/spend money on his phone to the people who he cares for the most AT THE MOMENT. He cannot, by any means, tend to spend more than his prescribed limit otherwise he shall be screwed by the "stronger forces" (PARENTS !! :P ) So, he optimizes by spending more on his boy/girlfriend (if he has one) and parents rather than friends.

Application - Now I am a strong follower of this theory. I personally believe that spending ur mobile money on ur girlfriend rather than ur friends is AT THAT POINT IN TIME more .. erruhm .. useful ! As it is always believed that a boy/girlfriend elevates your status in society and gives u a good feeling ! True since we all know that the love which a boy/girlfriend can give USUALLY cannot be surpassed by what a friend can give.

Assumptions - There are a number of vital assumptions like any theory has -

1) The person must have a postpaid connection and the bill must come at home at the end of the period.

2) The bill is always read by the "stronger forces"

3) The relationship between the boyfriend and girlfriend is always perfect.

4) There are no crushes or ex-es in the person's life.

5) The amount of money to be spent has a definite value and

6) The person is AWESOME :D

Ahhem

Now might I add that he may not spend "mobile money" on his other friends while he's in a relationship but he must always spend time with them if not the money. Because we all have to keep them happy no matter what the frick in life ur doing ^^

BECAUSE FRIENDS ARE IMPORTANT !!!!!

And I learnt that the hard way =\

And if that guy still does that, he's a frikkin' DOUCHE who doesn't deserve your friendship !!!

So anyway, the next time someone tells you that he/she doesn't "have enough balance" to call/sms you, you can be VERY SURE that he/she is saving it up for someone else ;)

So ASSLESHAAN, that's why I cannot sms/call u ! I've got a bill of .. well, here read this -

Outstanding amount (Rs) 0 Credit limit (Rs) 9500 Unbilled amount (Rs) 221.3 Disclaimer :
Unbilled amount does not include any discounts, rental charges and service tax. Discounts if any will be calculated on the bill date.

221.3 !!
That's why !!
So STOP GAALIOFYING MEH =(

And yes, I have problem with Capricorns !
I SAID IT ! :P

Lol

Anyway, I gotta sleepy-sleep ^^
Probably go get a haircut tom. !!

Then on 16th, Bharat is free so we gonna go Bunker <3>