Mood : Sneezing
Listening to : Neerajh Shirdhar - Prem ki Nayyia
Working : Pfft ! :P
Watching : VH1
Playing : FarmVille !
Drinking : Medicines out of Tequila glasses ;)
Enjoying With : -
Wearing : You don't wanna know :P
Downloading : -

Oh man..

Horrible last week !!
I got sick... The BAD sick !

The fever + cold + throat + body ache =\ =\

Grim reminder to what had happened earlier to me.. Remember the whole viral where I puked and got a weird allergic reaction to one of the medicines..??

(well, screw you if you don't !! )

ANYWAY

I plan to be Awesome again by the weekend.. or wait.. what day...

Friday

Naah

Make it Monday ! I'll be better by Monday ! I'm still sniffing and sneezing but the worst of it is gone ^^

So I'm MAH updating this frikkin' blog after I got COMPLAINTS (ahhem).

Other than this, I really don't have anything else.. Mom's also sick now and Dad's on the verge of it (happens every time) but bhai is A OK ! (EVERY TIME !) How is it that whenever he comes over, first I get sick .. Then Mum gets sick.. And then Dad gets sick..!! And then bhai goes away..! And we're all better after 3 days !!!
LOl What !?

Anyway

I want to talk about 3 very different but related things. They are controversial but I don't really give a crap :P

1) Stick To Your Frikkin' Religion..!!

Over here, I shall proceed to write some bakwaas over how us INDIANS should stick to celebrating our own festivals and NOT getting all hyped up ans carried away by CHRISTIAN festivals. I mean, I have nothing against the Americans or whoever else ACTUALLY celebrates this because it comes under their religion and I have respect for Christmas, but Indians who are foolishly out on the streets celebrating Christmas as if it was their own, I mean really, GET A FRIKKIN' LIFE !! We already have a gazillion festivals in India which aren't celebrated elsewhere and vice-versa.. So why the hell do we celebrate these and not the other ones ?? Why aren't Hindu children as excited about getting baptized or getting a circumcision ??? Obviously they won't because it's not in their RELIGION to do so.

And so is Christmas.

STICK TO YOUR OWN FRIKKIN' FESTIVALS & RELIGION !
Period.

If anyone is interested for a Yahoo or phone or phace to phace discussion with 0% argument chance, CONTACT MEH !

No Facebook :P

2) Weird Dreams...

Yes yes.. I know I can't exactly remember my own dreams.. But these past few days when I was down, all I could really do was try to get some sleep. And not the normal sleep.. The "Oh man.. I'm sick in bed and just closing my eyes" sleep. For some reason, I would think about something and it would keep playing on in my head because I would never fall asleep. So one of them was that I was holding this one girl's hand and... I don't remember why... there was an accident and.. and.. for some reason I knew her from somewhere.. I couldn't look at my own self coz I was thinking of all this from my own perspective.. Not exactly "thinking" but.. my imagination was wandering. Anyway, I never saw her face.. She was slightly shorter than me, black shoulder length hair.. That's .. about it.. Soo.. I don't know why I was holding her hand.. Or .. why I was there.. The last time I had a weird ass dream like this, it was true. NO, it wasn't about holding some girl's hand..!! I had randomly woken up in the middle of the night.. this was around 2 years ago.. Oh wait, sorry.. It was .. No wait.. It was Dec. 2008.. IDK.. Anyway, I had randomly woken up coz I thought I heard the bill ring. Weird coz it was past 1 in the night.. Soo, I went to the door and peeked outside and... it kinda blurred after that but I got a "happy feeling" when I woke up.. The truth behind it was that 2 days later my brother had come for the first time ever since he went to California. This was his surprise visit. He had come somewhere around 12 and had actually rung our bell.. The only difference was that I wasn't sleeping (GAMING !! =P )

Weird dreams ...

3) Personal Issues =\

I'm fully aware of the fact that I do have a LOT of personal issues.. Some ranging from weird to bizarre. But .. life moves on and so am I.

Enough said.

10 things you DON'T know about meh :

(Yeash.. Coz ur too dumb to figure out :P )

1) I are the Gordon Ramsey of making toast ..! :P Been doing this since 8 years !!

2) If given a choice, I would take a bath on every alternative day ... Or even less =P

(Water Conservation !)

3) I HATE going to the mall with friends and no idea as to what to do

4) Let the makeup work be left to the women.. That's what I believe

5) Stick to your own religion and respect it.

6) I honestly think PETA is a load of bullcrap.

7) No matter how much we deny it, this world is still run by the top 5 most powerful countries.

8) I hate going to ANY doctor =\

9) I don't believe in re-incarnation, past life, six realms or any other crap !

And 10) I like American advertisements over Indian ones ANYDAY.

So anyway, if you don't mind, I have to go harvest some Soybeans and take care of my food.

Plus I also have to take care of Mum coz bhai's out with his gf

Anyway, if I'm back to normal by Monday and still here and NOT in Chandigarh, I SWEAR the blog will be back in perfect harmony .. I.e, the links will be back ! =P I'm sorry but I just don't find the time these days..

But Monday, pakka !!
The above 2 conditions apply though :P

ANYWAY,

Go eat some toast !

It's better than that frikkin' juice you were about to drink =P
As I shall go have a shower after.... what..? 5 days ?

OH PLEASE
Don't give me that expression !!
CONSERVE the Waters !!

And.. electricity

And ur wisdom :P

(Naah, nobody's gonna get that last joke !)

Cyaa ^^

P.S - Circumcision means if you're a kid and a jew, you get your foreskin cut off.. Which is pretty much as losing your virginity. They do it on 1st birthday so that the kid doesn't remember and later hates you for the rest of his life :P

"Happy Birthday Son !! We got you a ... Circumcision appointment !"

"Schlew yu"

XD